Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[lilypadrees]

Banned because I like animal crackers in my soup.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because it’s springiness in Georgia and the POLLEN IS EVERYWHERE!

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned for bringing all that pollen in here with you! Aa-choo!!

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for spreading that pollen around with your sneezes.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for mucking up my computer screen with sneeze snot! (just kiddin)

 

[MrZoom]

Banned 'cause here’s a free screen cleaner: www.freescreencleaner.com

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for directing us to outside sites!

 

[Tulitas]

Banned for not reading the directions.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned for too much banning.

DGB

 

[Tulitas]

Banned for suggesting no ban.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for reading the wrong thing into his banning statement.

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned for talking about a poster two posts away.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because Oprah said so!

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for invoking Oprah.

 

[pianistclare]

Entwhistler! I thought you were all mine!!!

((sobs uncontrollably))

BANNED! 'cause I’m jealous like that

 

[mVitus]

Some define lust as an inordinate desire towards someone or something. So banned for listing after Entwhistler. And double banned for training a tracking squirrel. (Everyone expects dogs to be after them, hence why you got a squirrel. Inconspicuous!)

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for not making sense (to me)!

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for not explaining to me his squirrel reference!!!

What???

MVitus need more vitamins. He’s banned too for interfering in my online romance and not running over to the health nut store for more vitamins

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned for not loving all the squirrels, even though we’re confused on how they got onto this thread!

 

[BridgetN]

ALL of you are banned for being too good at banning.