Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[mVitus]

Banned for being nosey and picky.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Eww. Banned for picky noses on our thread.

Hahaha,

 

[mVitus]

Banned because there are two kinds of people in this world.

1. Those who pick their noses
2. And those who also eat it

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for being gross!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I am not 144 years old.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because everyone who reads Tolkien knows that it’s impolite to refer to 144 people as a gross.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for Martin Freeman and Andy Serkis, the “Tolkien white guys” in Black Panther.

Black Panther stars Serkis and Freeman: We were the 'Tolkien white boys’

The duo say their shared history has given rise to a cheeky nickname - but that they are proud to be in such a "historic" film.

news.sky.com

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I’m team Samwise.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for living in a fantasy world.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not creating one of your own.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned because I have one; I just keep it private lest I’m banned!

 

[mVitus]

Banned for keeping it private.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for not letting me have my dreams.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for trying to sleep in… again.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for not letting sleeping dogs lie. LOL

 

[mVitus]

Banned for revealing your true identity, Dog Man.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for making wild guesses (I’m a woman).

 

[mVitus]

Banned because the common use of “Man” in the past was for a general human, not specifically male, meaning a female human was a man. And I totally meant Dog Man in that way and didn’t just Come up with this as a defense.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for living in the past.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because by the time our brain gets the signal from our sense, what we’ve sensed is already in the past. Ergo we can only live in the past.