Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[mVitus]

Banned because you can never have too many emojis.

:blonde_man::bowing_man::iphone:

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

You did not sit in the corner quietly long enough. You are BANNED!!!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because the corner is dark and scary and I don’t wanna!

 

[MrZoom]

Banned and fined $5 for whining.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because music videos are weird.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for being too mainstream.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for thinking I’m mainstream.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for assuming to know what I think.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because there is only one safe Assumption, and we celebrated it a week ago.

 

[mVitus]

Unbanned for reminding us of that on the Feast of Mary’s Queenship.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned because unbanning is not allowed, even for religious reasons.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I’m sure you’ve unbanned at one point or another.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned so that you may have the honor of being the first person banned today.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for being second yet again.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because three’s company.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for being a third wheel.

(I’ll be here all week.)

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because wheelchairs generally need at least four wheels.

 

[mVitus]

banned for bringing logic into A pun.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned for not giving me any when I banned you earlier today.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for being needy. But fine. It’ll take a while though. You wouldn’t believe how much people whine I take their aorta out to give it to someone else online.