Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned for unneeded heart surgery.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because it has allowed me to create Usain Bolt 2.0 who, with 3 hearts and 4 lungs, will dominate the track and field of the next Summer Olypmics.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned so that I could give you a trifecta today .

 

[mVitus]

Banned for Triforcing the situation.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned for taking 8 minutes to respond.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I have a life. Sometimes.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned for fibbing, maybe.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for suggesting I would lie. Especially while sitting at my gold-plated desk and being fanned by servants with fresh palms from Egypt.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned because I said maybe.

 

[MrZoom]

Self ban because I just thought of a ban room parody of “Call Me Maybe”

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
So here’s my screen name
And ban me maybe

Yeah, I’m really gonna get it now.

 

[mVitus]

Unbanned for art!

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Who’s Art? Banned for not telling us.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because you can’t handle the truth!

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for practicing psychology without a license!

 

[mVitus]

Banned for having an Agression Complex. Take 2 Xanax twice daily for a month and I’ll see you again. Wendy will handle your $1,500 bill at the counter. Buh-bye!

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for over-charging me! (I’ll take the Xanax, though, I’m feeling stressed.)

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I’m not overcharging you. The original bill was $48,000 before insurance. You got a huge discount.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for overcharging my insurance company! Now my premiums will go up!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because thank [insert president of choice].

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for attempting to shift the blame!