No, you cannot. When you ask “why,” are you looking for the canonical reason (i.e., where does the Church say it’s not allowed) or a theological reason (i.e., why is it impossible)? As to the latter, Jesus simply did not establish the sacrament that way: he told his disciples, “Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them,” and even Jesus himself went to John for baptism in the Jordan river.
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