-that we lack a sense of humor
I think this may be a common image of the Right. As my priest pointed out in a homily, true humor is a virtue ~
eutrapelia. I don’t think anyone who reads GK Chesterton or Abp Fulton Sheen could miss the humor in both and in the writings of many saints throughout history.
-that we hate Jews and are anti-semetic
Apparently praying for the salvation of the Jews is anti-Semetic according to modernist ecumenicist thinking. One would think that if we were anti-Semetic, we would be calling down judgment on the Jews instead.
-that we refuse to have interfaith discussions with people of other religions/denominations
As long as it is ordered towards the conversion of people to the True Faith and not “mutual enrichment of our respective religious traditions” or some such nonsense, then sure.
-that we hate all forms of music except for Chant and polyphony
I primarily listen to Power Metal.
-that the women must dress almost if not entirely like the amish or the duggars
When I visited the monastery and lay community at Clear Creek, Oklahoma, there were many girls in homemade dresses and such. But that seems to simply be a product of the culture down there. I will (probably) never really experience Flannery O’Connor’s experience of being a Catholic in the Protestant South but it seems to me that if you live in the rural South, whether Protestant, Catholic, Jewish or atheist, you will probably dress similarly.
Traditionalists may have a better grasp on what it means to dress properly than NO Catholics. I’ve never seen anyone wearing short-shorts and tank tops to a traditional Mass, nor are jeans and a t-shirt popular attire. We should dress conservatively all the time but especially at Church. Most men wear button-up shirts with jackets (the little boys look adorable) and most women wear skirts or dresses and veils.
-that Vatican was a terrible council and that it might be close to an illegitimate council
Vatican II has serious problems, of which are too numerous to go into here.
-that it is fine to follow clergy and bishops who are either excommunicated or suspended or just independent
No orthodox Catholic would think so. The sedevacantists only do so because of their flawed Ecclesiology.
-that we are uncharitable and elitist.
Fr. Ripperger, FSSP, has a talk about some of the problems in the Traditionalist movement. He mentions a certain “neo-gnosticism” among strains of Traditionalists who see the Old Rite almost as a kind of “secret knowledge” for the few rather than trying to get all people interested in Tradition. As I am part of a parish that is growing rapidly, I don’t really see that locally, but I have seen elements of that on Trad forums.
The same goes for being uncharitable. Certainly all forms of sin against charity, including detraction and calumny, seem to be popular past times among certain Traditionalists against members of the hierarchy, but they remain sins still the same and true Catholics should recognize the line between resisting falsehoods and attacking people. My priest had a whole homily a couple months ago on making sure we treat priests and bishops with respect, even when we criticize them because the office they hold demands respect even if the man who holds that office fails to live up to our expectations personally or in his duties.
The Trad. movement does seem to be very white. Hopefully we don’t uphold the Catholic version of the Episcopalian WASPs, but it is something that we do need to address. I was talking to a Filipino guy on the bus on my way to Mass on Sunday and he asked me if there were many Filipinos there and I admitted that it was mostly white. This is something that we should work on.
Of course, if my social beliefs are aligned by the Southern Poverty Law Center or other far-Left groups as “extremist Right-wing” or “racist” or “supremacist” or whatever, I’m fine with that
-that all we do is whine and complain about anything “modern”
There is a difference between “modern” and “modern
ism”. I have a netbook, a cell phone and a Blu-Ray player and all sorts of modern things but try to avoid modernism (and yes, even with all that junk, consumerism/materialism). I’m not sure exactly what “modern” things are, if you look at the way people function individually and in society, it’s fundamentally the same today as it was a thousand years ago or five thousand years ago.
I’ll still complain about modern art though
-that we think that the 50’s and before was the golden age of the Church and that we want to get back to those times.
The 1950s were already influenced strongly by modernism, which had begun to attack the Church in large numbers by the 1920s. I wasn’t alive then but I can still see the influences.
-that we won’t watch any movies made after 1965
Yesterday, I watched “The Fifth Element”. Saturday, I watched the new Toy Story (in 3D!). I like certain movies from the 1950s, 60s and before but those are just the major classic movies that everyone loves.
I know, I know the list is endless. Granted, there are some traditional Catholics who reinforce some of these myths. I’ve known some.
Every stereotype has elements of truth. Sometimes Irishmen (or Germans or Russians) really are drunks and the French snooty and Italians loud. Of course, we want to present Catholic Tradition as a
universal thing and not a sort of subculture but sometimes it is difficult, especially in a post-Christian society and after liberals/progressives/modernists have confused Catholics for so many years about what the Church actually teaches.