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My little be-itch has no fear, Zune! Better put your cat back in the bag before my pup has her for lunch!
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You mean this, don’t you?
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Zundrah
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Can’t you see that my cat actually IS a bag?
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Zundrah
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No, I mean this!
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spockrates
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I see your cat is showing her true colors!
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Zundrah
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Yes and here she goes again!
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spockrates
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In your dreams, you–you–feline lover!
GO GET 'ER GIRL! GOOD DOG! BITE TILL IT’S GOT NO FIGHT!
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Zundrah
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Yeah, she fights dirty alright! SHE FOUGHT SO DIRTY THAT i HAD TO STOP HER MYSELF!No fair! Your cat fights dirty!
GRRRRRRR!
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spockrates
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Bad kitty!
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LOOK OUT! CAT’S GOT A GUN!
LOOK OUT! CAT’S GOT A GUN!
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Zune? ZUNE! Are you hurt? Or is it just a flesh wound?
Quick! Give me your cell before your crazy cat has time to reload!
Maybe there’s time to call 9-1-1!
Quick! Give me your cell before your crazy cat has time to reload!
Maybe there’s time to call 9-1-1!
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OPERATOR: 9-1-1, what is the state of your emergency?
SPOCKRATES: My friend has been shot!
ZUNE: I told you I shouldn’t let the cat outta the bag, but noooo!
OPER: Is she still breathing?
ZUNE: Yes, I’m still breathing! Ohhh! That hurts! I’m going to send that @#%$ cat to the pound!
SPOCK: Just lie still, Zune. Help will be here soon.
OPER: Who shot her, sir?
SPOCK: The cat.
OPER: Do you have a name?
SPOCK: Name? I donno! Zune, what do you call your kitty?
ZUNE: DEAD!
OPER: Help is on the way, sir. Is Dead still in the house?
SPOCK: What?
OPER: The perpetrator–the crazy cat with the gun. Is it still there?
SPOCK: Ah, I’m not sure. No, wait! N-N-Nice kitty! Put the gun down and no one will get hurt, OK?
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
SPOCK AND ZUNE: (Scream.)
OPER: Sir? Sir, are you OK? Sir?
SPOCKRATES: My friend has been shot!
ZUNE: I told you I shouldn’t let the cat outta the bag, but noooo!
OPER: Is she still breathing?
ZUNE: Yes, I’m still breathing! Ohhh! That hurts! I’m going to send that @#%$ cat to the pound!
SPOCK: Just lie still, Zune. Help will be here soon.
OPER: Who shot her, sir?
SPOCK: The cat.
OPER: Do you have a name?
SPOCK: Name? I donno! Zune, what do you call your kitty?
ZUNE: DEAD!
OPER: Help is on the way, sir. Is Dead still in the house?
SPOCK: What?
OPER: The perpetrator–the crazy cat with the gun. Is it still there?
SPOCK: Ah, I’m not sure. No, wait! N-N-Nice kitty! Put the gun down and no one will get hurt, OK?
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
SPOCK AND ZUNE: (Scream.)
OPER: Sir? Sir, are you OK? Sir?
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…(the room fills with silence)…
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SPOCKRATES: Oh, nice!
ZUNDRA: Are you shot?
SPOCK: No, but your cat shot my dog!
CAT: Meeeeow!
SPOCK: Yeah, laugh it up, fur ball! (Takes the automatic rifle from Zundrah’s cat.) Gimme that!
OPERATOR: Sir?
SPOCK: Yeah, 9-1-1 operator, we’re not dead yet. (Sound of police and emergency vehicle sirens outside.) And the police and rescue are here.
OPER: OK, sir, I’ll stay on the line until the perpetrator is apprehended.
SPOCK: You OK, Zune?
ZUN: I’ll live, but the cat is going back in the bag.
SPOCK: Right, and it can stay there!
ZUNDRA: Are you shot?
SPOCK: No, but your cat shot my dog!
CAT: Meeeeow!
SPOCK: Yeah, laugh it up, fur ball! (Takes the automatic rifle from Zundrah’s cat.) Gimme that!
OPERATOR: Sir?
SPOCK: Yeah, 9-1-1 operator, we’re not dead yet. (Sound of police and emergency vehicle sirens outside.) And the police and rescue are here.
OPER: OK, sir, I’ll stay on the line until the perpetrator is apprehended.
SPOCK: You OK, Zune?
ZUN: I’ll live, but the cat is going back in the bag.
SPOCK: Right, and it can stay there!
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Now you see what happens when you force me to let my cat out of her bag!? …I did warn you… now… (argh)… my last words… please spockrates, i beg you… get a priest to say my final rights! …before… it is… too late…
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Tis not a flesh wound! I can feel the bood pulsing out of me! I can feel the cold lead of the bullet draining away every last drop of my lifes essence! Slowly but surely I am slipping into deeper darkness! …arhh…argh…Arghghg! Wait! It’s not the bullet! It is the teeth of your crazed dog! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Don’t be such a drama queen, Zune; it’s virtually a flesh wound!
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Get your foot off his bullet wound and maybe he’ll let go of your ankle!Tis not a flesh wound! I can feel the bood pulsing out of me! I can feel the cold lead of the bullet draining away every last drop of my lifes essence! Slowly but surely I am slipping into deeper darkness! …arhh…argh…Arghghg! Wait! It’s not the bullet! It is the teeth of your crazed dog! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Nay! I will never surrender! And nore will my cat!Get your foot off his bullet wound and maybe he’ll let go of your ankle!
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