Brother in laws disproves Evolution

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The other day I was having a discussion with other men about Brother in laws and how they borrow and reck your tools. Let’s face it, if your BIL returns a tool you are luckly. But, you can count on that tool being rusty, worn out, destroyed and dull blade or bit — if not broken. It is a challenge to restore a tool after you get it back, that is if you get it back. Now, with all the dumb BIL, it is clear that they do servive, and that they are not the fitest, nor brightest in the litter. Think about it if you have a BIL, odds are you too are an In law, who destroys their tools too. And, yet some gals married both of you – disproving that only the fitest reproduce — thus not the fitest survive. The fitest tend to be Type A personalities and they go nuts when their tools are not returned or when they are returned in bad shape and thus their mate sees their temper and runs away for their sanity. I may have not stated my argument very well (tongue in cheek), but you get the picture. 😉
 
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The other day I was having a discussion with other men about Brother in laws and how they borrow and reck your tools. Let’s face it, if your BIL returns a tool you are luckly. But, you can count on that tool being rusty, worn out, destroyed and dull blade or bit — if not broken. It is a challenge to restore a tool after you get it back, that is if you get it back. Now, with all the dumb BIL, it is clear that they do servive, and that they are not the fitest, nor brightest in the litter. Think about it if you have a BIL, odds are you too are an In law, who destroys their tools too. And, yet some gals married both of you – disproving that only the fitest reproduce — thus not the fitest survive. The fitest tend to be Type A personalities and they go nuts when their tools are not returned or when they are returned in bad shape and thus their mate sees their temper and runs away for their sanity. I may have not stated my argument very well (tongue in cheek), but you get the picture. 😉
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I have a general policy of not lending out tools for several reasons:
  1. Relationships can be destroyed. There was a man who borrowed a wheel barrow from a neighbor and didn’t return it. When the owner needed it, he had to “borrow” it back. The original borrower then borrowed it again. It went back and forth until the original borrower thought he owned it. They ended up not speaking.
  2. A tool is history if it is lent to someone who subsequently lends it to a third party.
  3. People never take care of something that is not theirs.
  4. My tools are commercial grade, and hence expensive.
BTW, what does this have to do with evolution?
 
In my case it’s actually my children that disprove evolution. 😉
 
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