CAF's Greatest Hits Album (all in good fun)

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For everyone who wrestles with leaving CAF or leaving the Church, but finds one good reason to stay.

 
People talking about V2 like its goal is to sugarcoat the galaxy.

 
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I think this song is lovely and Lady Gaga has a very good voice.
 

The Call to The New Evangelization​

With our Faith to the wall
The counts did fall
We never quite thought
We could lose all yall
Win Build Send
Win Build Send
The numbers are falling
In just 3 gen’s (generations)
You close your eyes
And the numbers fade
Win Build Send
Win Build Send out
Win Build Send
Win Build Send out

With our Faith to the wall
The numbers did fall
We never quite thought
We could lose all yall
Win Build Send
Win Build Send
The numbers are falling
In just 3 gen’s (generations)
You close your eyes
And the numbers fade
Win Build Send
Win Build Send out
Win Build Send
Win Build Send out

We where never welcome here (on this side of Heaven)
We don’t have the choice to hide (legal systems make hiding impossible)
We’d rather die than
Do sin your way
With our backs to the wall
The numbers did fall
We never quite thought
We could lose all yall
Win Build Send
Win Build Send
An numbers are falling
In just 3 gens
You close your eyes
And the numbers fade
Win Build Send
Win Build Send away
Win Build Send
Win Build Send away
 
Another for prayer intentions and related posts

 
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In honor of another evolution thread, I’ve come up with a playlist of songs that kind of relate:
  • “Church Breaks Down” by Helloween (to troll)
  • “Shudder Before the Beautiful” by Nightwish (because Richard Dawkins)
  • “Turn the Page” by Blind Guardian (everyone is wrong)
  • “The Pride of Creation” by Edguy (joke)
  • “Closer to an Animal” by Sonata Arctica (to troll some more)
  • “The Master Storyteller” by Theocracy (let’s be nice to the Creationists for once)
  • “Far From the Stars” by Helloween (maybe again)
  • “Bye Bye Beautiful” by Nightwish (please stop misinterpreting everything you read!)
On an unrelated note, in my original post, I forgot to include Helloween’s “Mrs. God” to reference all of the discussions about referring to God as “He”. It also covers any feminist threads, but those seem unusually lacking here (unless they go on in World News, which I never see anymore (yay!))
 
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Thanks! Guess we should include “Happy Birthday” on the playlist.
 
Not a real song: “The I Found My Exact Question in An Old Ask An Apologist Thread but the Links no Longer Work Blues”
 
You’re a Grand Old Flag, for those who overuse the CAF flagging system.
 
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