‘Everything old becomes new’.
I always thought they were cool looking too. Not the embellished ones, but the plain black ones that have a slim cut against the body. The only thing you need to add is to have the priest do powerlifting at the gym to give him ripped biceps, triceps, and latissimus dorsi. Like how in some Renaissance or Baroque paintings, the Church fathers are wearing a toga (or something like it?), and then have ripped arms and chests. St Jerome or St Augustine sometimes look like they could bench press a Volvo.
Then as you move on in the centuries, sacred art of more recent saints becomes more subtle, yet not necessarily any less powerful. The image of Pope St JP2 with the Blessed Virgin is one of the most beautiful works I have ever seen. It has such compassion.
http://www.catholic.org/files/images/ins_news/2011050223john_paul_ii_in_marys_arms,_250x376.jpg
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It is good that we have the internet, so as laity and servants of the Church, we are able to discuss these pressing and urgent matters.