Catholics, if you found yourself on an all-Protestant planet, what would your church choice be?

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pismopal said:
I have a better question…" If there were not 30,000 plus non Catholic gatherings…which Catholic parish would you want to attend?"🙂
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A country parish that had good teaching, good hymn sings, and good potlucks.😃
 
Honestly, I"d be an atheist.

There’s too much variation and no authority in Protestantism.

And in this situation, how can there be no Catholics? PRotestantism can’t exist without Catholicism? Or did Catholics finally take over the planet here and kick all the PRotestants out? Hehe. 😉
 
I wouldn’t stand being a Protestant. Too many arguments and variation, no central cause.

…although, I’m more inclined to believe that Catholics finally kicked them out to Mars. 😃
 
I would start my own, it would be the greatest and grandest:thumbsup:. It would be the All Bible Church all that would be done is read the bible cyclically in a hall 24/7 rotating the lectors. You just stop in and sit and listen. Then on the hour when lectors are rotated Levels youtube.com/watch?v=_ovdm2yX4MA will be played and for 5 minutes everybody there would have to dance up a storm. :cool:
 
**I suppose the easiest way to Heaven is the OSAS or Eternal Security doctrine, thats the one I would buy if it were a true gospel or had anything to do with scripture. You can do whatever you please and as long as you JUST believe on the name of Jesus you are saved and go straight to Heaven. Nothing more to do. Just cherry pic a few verses from Paul and misquote them to live a life of lawlessness. I feel this is the Devils favorite doctrine.

lulu**👍
 
maximus said:
I would start my own, it would be the greatest and grandest:thumbsup:. It would be the All Bible Church all that would be done is read the bible cyclically in a hall 24/7 rotating the lectors. You just stop in and sit and listen. Then on the hour when lectors are rotated Levels youtube.com/watch?v=_ovdm2yX4MA will be played and for 5 minutes everybody there would have to dance up a storm. :cool:
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Couldn’t help but dance to that!
 
I would be a Calvinist. Why? Predestination! As a member of the Elect, nothing I can do in this earthly life can change my ultimate fate. Woo! Suck it, Preterite! Muahahahaha!
 
Lochias said:
Ok, this got a laugh out of me. 😃

Maybe it could be a secret war in the shadows, like the vampire / werewolf thing people are so fond of now? 😛
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I get to be the vampire. They’re Catholic, aren’t they? They always seem to have that “thing” about holy water and priests. :cool:
 
SecretaryMonday said:
I get to be the vampire. They’re Catholic, aren’t they? They always seem to have that “thing” about holy water and priests. :cool:
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Heh…I dunno, might be kind of hard for a vampire to bless oneself with the holy water upon entering the church! I kinda like the idea of a secret society of Jesuit werewolf-monks, myself.

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I just would found my own Church no one could enter unless they argee on everything I say.😃
Or better I would found a Church that teaches the same as the Catholic Church.
 
Eastern Orthdodox? 😃

But do you really mean “Protestant”?

Sorry, I only read the first page, so…

Pentecostal! :extrahappy:

Uplifting services, strong community, one can be quite strict and biblical if one wants to be…

Plus, I’d be close to my old friends again 😃

And, yes, you should have made a poll…:p… Let’s do this again some time.
 
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