Checkout line at store. Told an item was not "christian" to buy

[jmcrae]

Actually, I’m suddenly reminded of an episode of one of my favorite shoes, Mystery Science Theater 3000, about a guy and two robots stuck in space and forced to watch (real life) terrible movies.

The movie was called “A Touch of Satan,” and is about a young man who comes across a farm family, falls in love with the girl, and eventually finds out she has a pact with Satan (great plot, eh?). Well before he finds out, he finds out when they go to town that the townspeople think she’s a witch. So they’re in a store, and everyone’s looking at the two all awkward-like. As they’re walking out, the man turns around and screams “ZAH!!”, shocking the townsfolk.

So…next time someone berates you for getting something with the word “magic” in it, look them right in the eye and scream, “ZAH!!!”

Tears are running down my face, I’m laughing so hard right now.

 

[Miserys_Fence]

Actually, I’m suddenly reminded of an episode of one of my favorite shoes, Mystery Science Theater 3000, about a guy and two robots stuck in space and forced to watch (real life) terrible movies.

The movie was called “A Touch of Satan,” and is about a young man who comes across a farm family, falls in love with the girl, and eventually finds out she has a pact with Satan (great plot, eh?). Well before he finds out, he finds out when they go to town that the townspeople think she’s a witch. So they’re in a store, and everyone’s looking at the two all awkward-like. As they’re walking out, the man turns around and screams “ZAH!!”, shocking the townsfolk.

So…next time someone berates you for getting something with the word “magic” in it, look them right in the eye and scream, “ZAH!!!”

Ha!! My daughter and I just watched the episode a few weeks ago.

She says I’m getting more and more like that old lady every day.

Miz

 

[Byzantine_Wolf]

“The grocer’s wife died when someone said ‘zah,’ it’s not funny!!!”

Ha!! My daughter and I just watched the episode a few weeks ago.

She says I’m getting more and more like that old lady every day.

“I have two grandmas, Mike, always have. One of them doesn’t kill people - that’s how I tell them apart!”

 

[StrawberryJam]

Actually, I’m suddenly reminded of an episode of one of my favorite shoes, Mystery Science Theater 3000, about a guy and two robots stuck in space and forced to watch (real life) terrible movies.

The movie was called “A Touch of Satan,” and is about a young man who comes across a farm family, falls in love with the girl, and eventually finds out she has a pact with Satan (great plot, eh?). Well before he finds out, he finds out when they go to town that the townspeople think she’s a witch. So they’re in a store, and everyone’s looking at the two all awkward-like. As they’re walking out, the man turns around and screams “ZAH!!”, shocking the townsfolk.

So…next time someone berates you for getting something with the word “magic” in it, look them right in the eye and scream, “ZAH!!!”

Thank you for that!

 

[Michael_Francis]

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