Cleavage Down Yonder

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SwizzleStick said:
I think one should be able to go out to eat, shop, have a coffee–just live in general–without having to avert their eyes (or divert their kids’ attention elsewhere all the time), but I see bottom cleavage in public all of the time and I’m just SO ready for the fashion to change so those days are gone.
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I agree… It doesn’t seem to be quite such an issue where I am, so perhaps some regions have more plumber-wannabees around than others?
 
It’s ugly stuff all right.

It just makes me wonder “WHAT are women thinking!?!?”

Ickky.
 
This fashion trend is over. It is no longer fashionable. Let’s all spread the good news to those who have not heard!
 
SwizzleStick said:
While I agree that too much visible chest cleavage is rampant and not acceptable either, that was not the kind of cleavage I was talking about.😉

I really like the mouse/ice cube thought discussed in this thread and will use it to defend myself against future plumber shots. 👍 You might employ it too.🙂
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My apologies. I have a bad habit of partially reading, or skimming the original post.

I am a fool.😃
 
That above post was made by me. I sometimes forget to log out of my brother’s account.
 
SwizzleStick said:
Maybe I should take a trip to Petco to make a small purchase ala DaveBj and then liven up my next trip to the grocery store…or gas station…or mall…or discount store…or pharmacy… 😃
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:bigyikes: Please don’t abuse a little pet mouse in this way! I love mice as pets and wouldn’t want one to suffer. 😉
 
Joe_Brown said:
My apologies. I have a bad habit of partially reading, or skimming the original post…
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It’s okay. There is an active thread up about the other type of cleavage too, so that was probably what caused the confusion.
 
crenfro said:
:bigyikes: Please don’t abuse a little pet mouse in this way! I love mice as pets and wouldn’t want one to suffer. 😉
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Okay, no problem. The ice cube route is just as good and I’m pretty sure the little dance that would follow the drop would be just as entertaining. 🙂
 
crenfro said:
:bigyikes: Please don’t abuse a little pet mouse in this way! I love mice as pets and wouldn’t want one to suffer. 😉
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I hate rodents in general, but I wouldn’t do it with a real mouse. Thinking about it is enough to make me grin.

Now may be with a battery-operated cat-toy mouse…

DaveBj
 
My brother is a welder for a natural gas company and plagued his co-workers with his “plumbers butt” for months. One of them found a cure for this though.

He told me that they were working several hours from home and just before leaving for the day, he had to climb into the trench to make one last small weld. He finished the weld and got in his truck and began the long drive home. He said that after about 30 minutes, his butt began to hurt a little. And the longer he drove, the more it hurt. Every little bump he ran over or any movement he made the feeling got worse.

He said that when he got home and got out of his truck, he couldn’t stand up straight and could hardly walk.

When he finally got in the house, he called for his wife and pulled his pants down so she could see what was wrong.

Turns out, while he was finishing his last weld, one of his co-workers dropped a piece of gum down his pants. And during the three hour drive home, the gum dried to the hairs of his butt and his wife had to shave it out with a straight razor!

He now wears a belt and suspenders!

God Bless, Dave
 
DaveAllen said:
…Turns out, while he was finishing his last weld, one of his co-workers dropped a piece of gum down his pants. And during the three hour drive home, the gum dried to the hairs of his butt and his wife had to shave it out with a straight razor!

He now wears a belt and suspenders!

God Bless, Dave
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That is a funny story, but not a visual I wish to employ. 🙂 So, I guess I’ll stick with the mouse and/or ice cube being dropped down yonder, followed by a funny dance visualization, to defend myself against “plumber’s shot.” Really funny story, though.👍
 
I don’t know why I have so many butt crack stories but oh well…

I used to work with a girl whose husband, Larry, was a bit on the large side. And she was always fussing at him to pull his pants up.

She was telling us that one day, they were in Wal-Mart and while she was shopping, Larry went to the hardware department to look at the tools (he was a stone mason).

Anyway, she finished and went to find him. She said that she turned the corner and saw him squatting down looking at some tools on the bottom shelf, his butt shining for all to see.

She said that she was so embarrassed that she went over and stuck her finger down the back of his pants and grabbed them and shook them and said “Larry, pull your pants up!”

She said that he turned around to look at her, and it wasn’t Larry!

God Bless, Dave
 
DaveAllen said:
My brother is a welder for a natural gas company and plagued his co-workers with his “plumbers butt” for months. One of them found a cure for this though.

He told me that they were working several hours from home and just before leaving for the day, he had to climb into the trench to make one last small weld. He finished the weld and got in his truck and began the long drive home. He said that after about 30 minutes, his butt began to hurt a little. And the longer he drove, the more it hurt. Every little bump he ran over or any movement he made the feeling got worse.

He said that when he got home and got out of his truck, he couldn’t stand up straight and could hardly walk.

When he finally got in the house, he called for his wife and pulled his pants down so she could see what was wrong.

Turns out, while he was finishing his last weld, one of his co-workers dropped a piece of gum down his pants. And during the three hour drive home, the gum dried to the hairs of his butt and his wife had to shave it out with a straight razor!

He now wears a belt and suspenders!

God Bless, Dave
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Youcould make a book out of these! Thanks Dave 🙂
 
DaveAllen said:
I don’t know why I have so many butt crack stories but oh well…

I used to work with a girl whose husband, Larry, was a bit on the large side. And she was always fussing at him to pull his pants up.

She was telling us that one day, they were in Wal-Mart and while she was shopping, Larry went to the hardware department to look at the tools (he was a stone mason).

Anyway, she finished and went to find him. She said that she turned the corner and saw him squatting down looking at some tools on the bottom shelf, his butt shining for all to see.

She said that she was so embarrassed that she went over and stuck her finger down the back of his pants and grabbed them and shook them and said “Larry, pull your pants up!”

She said that he turned around to look at her, and it wasn’t Larry!

God Bless, Dave
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :crying: :crying: :crying:

Good one!
 
DaveAllen said:
My brother is a welder for a natural gas company and plagued his co-workers with his “plumbers butt” for months. One of them found a cure for this though.

He told me that they were working several hours from home and just before leaving for the day, he had to climb into the trench to make one last small weld. He finished the weld and got in his truck and began the long drive home. He said that after about 30 minutes, his butt began to hurt a little. And the longer he drove, the more it hurt. Every little bump he ran over or any movement he made the feeling got worse.

He said that when he got home and got out of his truck, he couldn’t stand up straight and could hardly walk.

When he finally got in the house, he called for his wife and pulled his pants down so she could see what was wrong.

Turns out, while he was finishing his last weld, one of his co-workers dropped a piece of gum down his pants. And during the three hour drive home, the gum dried to the hairs of his butt and his wife had to shave it out with a straight razor!

He now wears a belt and suspenders!

God Bless, Dave
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :blushing:
 
dianaballein said:
Everytime my daughter and I are out and we see boys with their pants hanging down, I tell her if she ever brings home a boy who wears his pants like that I will kill her…and that I cringe for the state of our future if these are the boys she has to choose from.
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Might want to update your profile to reflect your conversion to Islam.
 
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