Confess a dark, dirty secret to everybody

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I like to buy Smucker’s Uncrustables 🥺

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It looks like you’ve eaten too many and you’ve turned into a giant Uncrustables monster. I knew they weren’t safe 🙀
 
🤣 Hey. The have no High Fructose Corn Syrup in them. They have to be good for you!
 
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I like to eat the whole lot by myself.
 
I did try to eat half a box at a time, I ate half the box, turned it around and ate the other half.

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Well, I think you could qualify that as eating half a box. Just really, really close together! 😃
 
I am thinking about giving up vegetables for Lent.

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Yes it will be fun when my son asks why he has vegetables on his plate and I don’t because of Lent.

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I sometimes eat one of my wife’s popsicles.

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Those Uncrustables were the subject of an absolutely hilarious patent lawsuit about 15 years back. Smuckers tried to sue some little company for making the same thing. Smuckers’ arguments were just incredibly, laughably bad. Went down in flames like the Hindenburg.
 
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How do you patent a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that simply lacks the crust? That is pretty laughable…
 
Yeah, that was the first problem. The appellate judges pointed out that everybody’s mother in USA makes PB&J sandwiches and that everybody knows to spread peanut butter on both slices of bread with jelly in the middle to keep it from leaking through the bread. (My mother didn’t do it that way, but we’ll let that slide, it’s still a pretty basic idea.)

Smuckers tried to get around that by arguing that their crimping the edges made it unusual (“novel”) enough to patent. Whereupon the patent office solicitor general went up to the podium and started pulling out about 10 pictures of past food products with crimped edges to show there was nothing new about crimping either. Raviolis, pierogis, fruit pies etc. It was hard not to laugh out loud. One of the raviolis actually looked like a miniature version of the Uncrustable.
 
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My grown “children” still like to get them sometimes. Yeah, they could make it themselves, but there is something about having it already done that makes it desirable. Like eating out. You can cook it at home, but even a good cook enjoys a meal out sometimes. 😉
 
Okay, time to confess my next evil secret:

I sometimes sleep in my jeans. 🤯 😱
 
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I see that and raise you. Sometimes (Actually a lot of the time) I sleep in my clothes and then roll off the couch in the morning, pull on a sweatshirt over everything, and go to Mass.
 
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