Confess a dark, dirty secret to everybody

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I eat chili and cinnamon rolls together. Sometimes I even dip the cinnamon roll into the chili.
 
jvickers said:
I sometimes eat one of my wife’s popsicles.
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I get it. You know they contain sugar, so you sacrificially eat one so that she is not burdened with the job. Well done.

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This is common stuff in Wyoming! It was the first time I ever saw cinnamon rolls served with chili…even in restaurants. And it’s delicious!
 
Anyone ever grill a pb&j sandwich? Just like a grilled cheese except it’s pb&j? It’s heavenly…the peanut butter gets all gooey and warm…mmmm😍
 
I’ve had a deep fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich with powdered sugar sprinkled on top.
 
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with powdered sugar sprinkled on top.
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Oooo, I haven’t tried that yet. I don’t deep fry them as I don’t have a deep fat fryer…grilling in a frying pan with butter works just fine for me! I’ll try some powdered sugar because…why not! 😂
 
I bought it at a county fair in Massachusetts. I think there was some sort of vanilla sauce with it as well.

I also sometimes like to add honey with the peanut butter & jelly.
 
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When I was much younger, I occasionally slept in my clothes, including athletic shoes. I wouldn’t recommend it though.
 
Every night, I wear a pillow case over my head as a sleeping mask instead of an actual sleeping mask. It only occurred to me fairly recently that this makes it easy for someone to sneak up on me and suffocate me in my sleep. But I have no intention of changing.
 
I am, in fact, not an actual alligator. I am just a guy catfishing other users into thinking I am an alligator.

I’m so ashamed. Im a fraud. A great big phoney.
 
Alligator said:
I am, in fact, not an actual alligator. I am just a guy catfishing other users into thinking I am an alligator.

I’m so ashamed. Im a fraud. A great big phoney.
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I get it. You want to convince us that you’re not an alligator so we will be your friend. Then one day you invite us over and… CHOMP… alligator food.

I’m not falling for it. 🐊
 
Riiight…In other news, hey I saw a neat rock over there by the water’s edge. Go check it out! It’s a really cool rock! It’s right there at the water’s edge. Aw man you gotta go check it out.
 
TK421 said:
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Alligator:
I am, in fact, not an actual alligator. I am just a guy catfishing other users into thinking I am an alligator.

I’m so ashamed. Im a fraud. A great big phoney.
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I get it. You want to convince us that you’re not an alligator so we will be your friend. Then one day you invite us over and… CHOMP… alligator food.

I’m not falling for it. 🐊
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I agree! The same way I’m really not a giant blue Skittle!
 
I sleep underneath my bed, on a low profile creeper, with a gun, a Bowie knife, and have a life sized mannequin tucked in on top.

Now, if a ninja, assassin, or saboteur tries to kill me I’ll wheel myself out and vanquish them.
 
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I sleep in Downward Facing Dog position so that if an assassin tries to kill me in my sleep they enter the room and think I’m about to pounce on them, so they run away in terror.
 
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