Well, why would one want a “telephone” confession?
Infirmity? Priests will come to your home if necessary.
Privacy? Actually, you’d be more likely to have your confession “overheard” if you telephoned, especially if you used your cell phone.
Why should one want “personal” confession? Well, it’s what Jesus Himself offered. If the only thing needed for confession was just picking up a phone (or, in the near future, e-mailing or surfing the web to find by CyberPriest), why have confession at all?
Note: Confessions are supposed to be held in church unless there are special circumstances (infirmity, for example, as above). Now, can you picture poor Father X’s cell phone going off unexpectedly and having him have to rush to the confessional to hear John or Jane Doe’s confession?
Nope, to me the idea of “telephone confession”, just like “drive through Mass” or “having my burger MY way”, or even the more and more ubiquitous cell phone/ pager, is just another attempt to provide ME with “convenience” and making everybody else hop to MY schedule, MY needs, etc.
There appears to be no legitimate need for “telephone confessions” whatsoever. As is the case in so many things lately, the fact that we “CAN” do an action is by no means equivalent to saying that we “SHOULD” do that action.