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Get yourself a brown scapular and have a priest enroll you in it. Nothing says “Queen of the most Holy Rosary, I consecrate my entire life to your and Jesus’ heart” quite like wearing the brown scapular all day everyday.
Just as she promised not only Saint Simon Stock, but the whole world, of you happen to die while wearing this habit, you will not know the eternal fires of hell. Your priest should have some lying around his office somewhere. If not, you can always buy them online from the Carmelites themselves. Make sure to get the 100% wool ones, as it is the only non-metal material authorized by the Church.