Splendid job Roman Catholic, simply smashing!
It is not your land Chief! All of the glorious earth belongs to God!Are you trying to steal my land and give it to the Catholic Church?
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You made the Chief angry. To appease my anger we are going to roast our first missionary. Let’s cook that guy with the white shirt and badge over there. There’s no Kalua pork roast for you!It is not your land Chief! All of the glorious earth belongs to God!
It is His! All Glory be to Him and Him only!
Now, be a good doobie and host and prepare the pig roast for the tourists, for surely they will be hungry after seeing the magnificent job of the schools, Churches, Universities… etc… etc… (Refer to Roman Catholic post)
I see you were unable to locate tee-tah. That is probably because he goes by his Christian name of Christopher now. I forgot to tell you that. No worries. I am sure that if he is not at the Eucharistic Adoration (currently being held in the church we just finished) he is shopping at the Catholic book store we opened on the eastern shore.Are you trying to steal my land and give it to the Catholic Church?
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There is no “we” Chief - perhaps you have not learned and understood.
rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiight…and then you wake up.I disagree. While you’d be on the island trying to convince a primitive people of the merits of your religion (that is assuming you’re clever enough to talk them out of sacrificing you to their volcano god, which might prove particularly difficult given you don’t speak their language and you’re only one unarmed guy) I’ll arrive, devise a clever trick using a bit of the science in my book, continue to show myself useful by teaching them how to treat injuries, build sound structures, safely prepare and store food, decontaminate water, and construct bathroom facilities that mitigate diseases like cholera.
Eventually I’ll become their leader (naturally), take the hottest woman as my wife, and (if I could get away with it) a few servants. You’ll be long roasted, a sacrifice to their volcano god, while I would have convinced them of the human pattern of forming religion to help man explain phenomena we otherwise lack answers for, and instead of worshiping the volcano to “avoid its wrath” I would tell them safety is as simple as moving to a different part of the Island. I could probably really abuse my intelligence and convince them I’m a god … but if I’m gonna be trapped on a far away island for the rest of my life, it would at least be nice not to be nagged by religion (even one of my own creation).
Or I could teach them the volcano god only likes to eat religious missionaries (just in case any show up)
Sorry, but we ate the two Mormon missionaires. All that is left in your crash landed party is a handful of Protestant and Catholic missionaries. Both groups are too busy fighting each other instead of telling my people about your God. Maybe I’ll cook both groups? However, I like those missionaries who called themselves Calvinists.There is no “we” Chief - perhaps you have not learned and understood.
Your fellow native islanders are now Christians. There is NO cooking of people and leave the guy with “the white shirt alone”
Ahhhh, we see the whole island is now Christian but Chief refuses to believe.
Hmmmm… what to do… what to do…
Thinking… and I shall return right after I take my doggies out for their afternoon walk…
yeah, me relying on proven techniques (like irrigation, plumbing … even if rudimentary, and so on) is much less far fetched than relying on a mythological character healing someone (and drummed up nonsense about healings at Lourdes or wherever).
you know what … I’m not gonna have this conversation. It’s just too absurd (and you’re obviously far too indoctrinated to have a reasonable discussion with).
alrighty then
How the heck did Mormon’s get on there? Oh well…
I knew we would be strong!
Yes indeed Chief, these things do happen once in a while… think of it this way…
It’s like 2 Chiefs from 2 different tribes saying… “we are the truth” and the other is saying… “oh yeah, no you’re not, we are the truth”
Or perhaps 2 chefs… “my lasagna is the true lasagna”… and the other is saying… “Oh yeah, my lasagna is The true lasagna”…
That’s the best I can do by explaining it this way.
I wouldn’t be cooking anyone right now… remember what Roman Catholic said to you…
Here… I’ll refresh your memory because I believe your medicine man has messed up your mind…
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I thought only Catholics & Protestants were on the island… where the heck did the Mormons & Calvinists come from?
I’m not sure how the Mormons got on board. Maybe they were the pilots since we flew on Delta Airlines. But don’t worry, we had them for dinner. Calvinists are Protestants too. So, only Catholic missionaries and historic Protestants are left to save the natives from the wrath of God for their many many sins.How the heck did Mormon’s get on there? Oh well…
I thought only Catholics & Protestants were on the island… where the heck did the Mormons & Calvinists come from?
Please save my people. What news do you have from your Gospel of John? - ChiefI’d want the Gospel of John and the Book of Proverbs with me.
OY~VYE Chief…
Alrighty then Chief… explain who the “WE” is from above.
OMMMM looks like we just fot a fly in the soup
“My people no longer worship Pele who is just an idol that my ancestors created in their own minds… We receive your God and His Son. We now worship only two Gods. My daughters will dance to the true God who made this island. I have Faith in your God and His Son.” - Chief chosen by God
Actually the healings in Lourdes are considered unexplained events by all sorts of scientists. And the fact we have history of witnessed events that confess of Christian healings prove that the pagans didn´t convert to Christianity just because of a mythological character healing someone.
That´s what I thought. Remain silent you atheist. I am not indoctrinate ,I got all the facts because I researched my Faith well enough that is why I´m Catholic.
