Crazy Internet Junkies Bible Trivia Thread

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K-McD:
Good question. It troubles me to realize that I could name most of the rivers in Middle Earth and not know any mountains in the Old Testament. (Except Sinai) I’ll need some hints, if you please.
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OK 🙂​

It no longer exists in Middle Earth 🙂 - and was not part of Numenor either ##
 
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stillsmallvoice:
Hi all!
In the Tanakh (what we call what Christians call the “Old Testament”), four men committed suicide, all by different methods. Who are they?👋
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Saul (fell on his sword), Sampson (toppled the pagan temple), and I’m still working on the other two.
 
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JimO:
Anyone know the second part of the animals on the ark question?
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Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female 🙂​

 
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stillsmallvoice:
Hi all!

OK…

In the Tanakh (what we call what Christians call the “Old Testament”), four men committed suicide, all by different methods. Who are they?
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Samson - building collapsed when he destroyed it​

Saul - fell on sword
Ahithophel the Shilonite - hanged
And a king of Israel after Jeroboam - was it Zimri ? - burned his palace over his head ##
Who was the only son of Jacob not to bow before Esau (Genesis 33)?
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Benjamin​

Whose is the only birthday mentioned in the Tanakh?
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Adonijah son of David’s ?​

Be well!

ssv 👋
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Who was dropped by his nurse when he was a baby ?​

Who was killed by a millstone which was dropped on his head ?

Who was blinded after seeing the deaths of his sons ?

These are all in the Tanakh-OT ##
 
Gottle of Geer said:
## Who was dropped by his nurse when he was a baby ?
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I’ll have you know my son did not have a nurse! 😃 It was just a simple accident. He’s fine! Honest! 😛
These are all in the Tanakh-OT ##
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Tanakh…that gossip! :eek: Wait until I get a hold of her! 😉

Seriously though…good questions folks! 👍
 
Q.

Which American state capital bears the name of the first apostle?
 
Annunciata said:
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Which American state capital bears the name of the first apostle?
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I would answer that…but it is one of my questions from a few Threads ago…long gone to the archieves…for google the forum fan’s. 😉 😃
 
Which judge cut down his father’s altar to Baal?
Barak
Shamgar
Gideon
Samson
 
Gottle of Geer said:
## Who was dropped by his nurse when he was a baby ?

Who was killed by a millstone which was dropped on his head ?

Who was blinded after seeing the deaths of his sons ?

These are all in the Tanakh-OT ##
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Meribbbaal - 2 Samuel: 4

Abimelech - Judges 9: 53-54

Zedehiah - 2 Kings 25: 7
 
Childrens Multiple Choice Trivia Q: 😃

Why did God make mothers?
  1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
  2. Mostly to clean the house.
  3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
  1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
  2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
  3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
  1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
  2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
  1. We’re related.
  2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
  1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
  2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
  3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
  1. His last name.
  2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
  3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
  1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
  2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
  3. My grandma says that mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.
Who’s the boss at your house?
  1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
  2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
  3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What’s the difference between moms and dads?
  1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
  2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
  3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s house.
  4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
  1. Mothers don’t do spare time.
  2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
  1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
  2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d dye it, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
  1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
  2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
  3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
 
Annunciata’s Q.

Trivia Still outstanding…Anyone know the answer?

Which American state capital bears the name of the first apostle?
 
JimO Trivia Q.

Anyone?

How many of each animal did Noah have on the ark?
 
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