Creating a religion in your spare time for fun and profit.

[cthulhubryan]

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First steps in creating your new religion

1. Declare yourself a prophet
2. Declare that existing religions are wrong and/or have misunderstood or fallen away from the truth.
3. Declare that an Angel/Deva/Djinn has revealed the “lost” truths to you and that only you know the source of the new truth. It helps to be a little obscure here, no sense giving anyone help in debunking your new fun
4. Bash the Catholics (Even if your new cult is not Christian, nothing gets the gullible thinking good about you like bashing the Catholics)
5. Once you have a following, the mystic sources of the new/corrected teachings must disappear. Never allow anyone else to see them.
6. Teach that those who are truly with you can have multiple wives. This will really draw them in.
7. Teach that as the new Prophet you can take any woman you want (Hey, you worked hard to get here)
8. Remind them that only YOU can get people to heaven.
9. Promise the truly faithful something REALLY special (Please note that Virgins and Apotheosis are already in use)
10. Sit back and watch the gold and babes roll in.

Order now and get our follow on manual Avoiding Martyrdom for YOUR New Religion as an added bonus. After all, it’s no fun to create a religion if you have to die for it.

If you order in the next 30 minutes get our REALLY helpful manual Blood or Brains, quick steps to avoiding schisms over your successors

 

[puzzleannie]

you forgot “register with the IRS and get your tax exempt number”
there are actually seminars by “financial planners” advising you on how to go about doing this to avoid paying taxes. you become a minister ordained in your own church, put all your assets in the churches name and register as a non profit.

 

[Newbie2]

Exactly what I was thinking, annie.

That and start asking for collections.