Curmudgeons Under Down

  • Thread starter Thread starter Muzhik
  • Start date Start date
Status
Not open for further replies.
I got tired of being up and over so I thought I’d go down under for a while.

So here I am, and upside down, and what do I find American politicians only they are upside down. 😭

Say I have a question how do you keep the Java in your mug when you are upside down?
 
Gertabelle said:
I’m making butternut squash soup tonight. I think I messed up the recipe though.

We’re supposed to get actual snow tonight and tomorrow.

The weather forecaster told us all to make sure we went out and bought bread and milk before the storm hits.

🤣 😂 🤣
Click to expand...
That’s what we call French toast weather. Bread, milk, and eggs.😄
Split pea soup–looks like your package has some dehydrated vegies in there. This is good, I usually add onions and carrots myself. The package may tell you to put it in a blender or something to make it smooth, but if you just let it cook on low for a few hours the peas sort of disintegrate on their own and it gets smooth without all that mess. It needs to be stirred now and then.
I got some butternut squash myself today. I take a shortcut a friend told me about and just mix the cooked squash with a carton of prepared squash soup. The result is a much improved butternut squash soup.
Thus ends the lesson. 😏
 
Last edited:
It’s nice and thick, silly. Those solids have a purpose other than deepening the flavor.
 
Wait a minute. You’re talking about soup. I thought you were talking about the Mudgie coffee.
 
That film had awesome cinematography. Which aspect of our history were you thinking?

I have been to Tombstone. And also driven across the USA on a route that totally avoided Texas due to the proclivities of my road trip companion.

We are not really up with the westboro Baptist Church.

There were 2 countries with the biggest statistical population of serial killers - USA and USSR. Hmm
 
Last edited:
This deserves its own post.

Americans are so polite, you guys even sound polite
 
“Sound polite”? SOUND POLITE? 😠

This is a CURMUDGEON thread, mister! You’d better watch your step around here, and you’d better watch it while you GET OFF MY LAWN!
 
Sound a little like a bat ,upside down…🦇
Ehh,I finally get home and everyone’s asleep …😡
 
Yes you sound so polite, it must be your accents!
Even your cap locks are polite :angel:t3:
Ps, I am a Ms
 
Last edited:
Roseeurekacross said:
Ps, I am a Ms
Click to expand...
Apologies. I checked your CA profile to see if it stated your gender, and based my assumption upon your profile avatar. Two things:
  1. In America, using the word “mister” in a stern voice applies to both genders. Using “Ma’am” makes the entire emotional effect null and void (too polite) and to use “ladies” in this way is considered rude. The military trainers will use that when addressing recruits during training to show their belief (or lack thereof) in the strength, endurance, and toughness of the recruits.
  2. I am not a cat. Really. Look at that picture in my avatar and tell me if that face could lie to you about something like that.
 
You could use the term “missy”, that’s derogatory these days.

You’re not a cat? I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
 
Last edited:
And that’s a problem because … ?

If you’re talking about the coffee, just put some of it in your cornbread, or in your chili. Seriously, it does work as a flavor enhancer in both of those foods. Kinda like how a little salt makes things taste sweeter.
 
Ever notice how cats get all wonky when you scratch them on the top of the head?
 
That’s because we want you to scratch us behind the ears. You should use the side of your thumb to stroke our heads from our nose to the top of our heads, to massage our sinuses.

… Sorry – THEY, not “we”. THEIR not “our”.

Excuse me – I need to go clean myself.
 
Since this is a Curmudgeon thread…

Now go change your litter box!
 
Not to do a product promotion or anything, BUT…

I do use Swheat Scoop, a wheat-based flush-able litter that is guaranteed safe for all toilets and septic systems. It’s made from wheat that has been found to be unsuitable for human consumption. I’ll scoop out the litter box before I get in the shower, and by the time I’m finished all the material in there has dissolved into a goop that flushes away with no problems.
 
Last edited:
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top