Why did King David insult the lord by killing Uriah?
I don’t see killing Uriah as an insult to the Lord. He had to get rid of Uriah to have Bethsheba. One could have multiple wives but not share w a husband=adultery.
It was a sin against God &His cpmmandments. Kill Uriah=no adultery. But it was murder. As said, sin makes you stupid.
Why did King David think he could hoodwink the lord?
Stupidity. Why did Adam and Eve think they could cover up their disobedience.?
David limited God’s omnipotence." I didn’t kill Uriah, he was killed in battle." But, who put him there w intent on getting him killed? David.
Why did The Lord not accpet King David’s perfect contrition?
He did but there is still penance required…What would hurt David and Bethsheba the most. The death of their child. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Blessed be the name of the Lord. Our children are on loan to us. They always belong to God. Down the road something might happen to jeopardize the child’s soul. His death saved him from that painful journey.
Why did The Lord not forgive David?
He was forgiven.
Why did The Lord kill King Davids child instead of Punishing King David?
Multifactorial. It broke his and Bethsheba hearts. A lesson never forgotten. The price is high when we sin.
Does The Lord become pro choice after killing a innocent baby?
The Lord has the right to give and take away life. He’s always Pro-Choice. He gave us free will but set the limits. Don’t murder. I KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHER’S WOMB!! That means life is in the womb. Don’t murder.
Why is King David not a Saint or Prophet?
He is a sinner saved by grace. He was an evangelist who proclaimed the existence of God and his love for Him. As another member answered that he was a prophet and directed us to verses in Samuel, etc.
Should we respect King David Today after his terrible sin?
Yes, JUDGE YE, OR BE THOU JUDGED. Disrespect is your not accepting
God’s forgiveness of David’s sin and judging.

Thanks for answering all these questions as I do not know the answers.
Learning of the Lord is a precious journey. The OT has some strange messages.
Know Him in the New Testament first. But, there is beauty in the OT.
WE Glorify You,Lord and ask for wisdom, forgiveness and mercy.
in Christ’s love
Tweedlealice