Rolheiser is an idiot.
(If I’m going to go down, I might as well go down in flames.)
Not too many years ago, here in the San Antonio diocese, the Oblates at Oblate School of Theology were forming our seminarians and turning out a dismal (and meager) succession of unformed (downright ignorant of Catholicism is more like it) and unworthy men for ordination. I was raised around these men, one confirmed me, one married us, and they are a disgrace. The one talent this diocese has is for squelching its sexual scandals quickly. Credit Mexican-American discretion, not mangerial competence.
Then the great Hispanic hope, Bp. Jose Gomez, arrived on the scene. Tutored under Chaput, he was expected to clean house. A great hue and cry arose from the ranks of the faithful, demanding Rolheiser’s head on a pike. Holy Longing was repeatedly quoted in his presence. Hell, *other Bishops *sent him copies marked up in red pen. I collected Rolheiser’s columns going back a few years. You ought to see those. I have to quote my favorite, where he whines about his gay friend on his deathbed “I can’t believe in a heaven that doesn’t have room for George” (or Ralph or whatever his name was). Buddy, I never thought you believed in it, either.
So we all held a mighty breath. And counted to one year. And then two. And then we realized that Gomez was a useless, dishonest climber. He missed the red hat that went to Houston. (That was a mistake, BTW, San Antonio is the Hispanic center, that’s who has a Catholic identity anymore. I love Benedict, but JPII would have put the Hat in San Antonio where is would do some good.) At the time I thought it was a slap at Gomez for non-performance, but obviously my thought processes are too linear to understand the hierarchy. I have recently started using a magic 8-ball and my deductions are starting to match reality.
Anyway…Gomez turned out to be a big nothing, and now he’s going to go be a big nothing in California. Whatever. Whole state is going to hell, it would take a Leo the Great to set that Church right. Gomez will snooze away his years. It’s so funny how mad the libs are that Well Known Feminist Bishop Barnes didn’t get LA. Like Gomez is going to put any kinks in their reglion. Hardly. I guess they won’t get public nude centering yoga or whatever Barnes had planned, but they can still pretty much do whatever they want. Rolheiser has already proved that.
And, as a result of all that, we missed our one chance to get rid of Rolheiser. So, he and his Oblates go right on being outrageously outrageous heretics right here in River City. Whoever they put here next, God help him, because he’s coming in behind a “conservative” who did nothing. Makes it even harder. What am I saying, let me consult the 8-ball…Oh! Barnes is coming to San Antonio. Of course. That makes Church-sense.
If you own the book, you can burn it. Saves me the trouble. Buy something by a Saint.