Did anybody get a sham-wow for Christmas?

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tee_eff_em said:
Naw – Just get yourself some Square Pants* and a theme song.

(* Not to be taken as a repudiation in any way of my sworn allegiance to Glove-Tech[SUP]TM[/SUP]. I have seen the future, and it has five fingers!)

“Whooooooooo… lives in a pineapple under the sea…?”
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I’m afraid I am neither yellow nor porous, but with my sham wow snuggie I will be absorbent. But if you want I’ll make you sham-wow squarepants and matching gloves:D
 
No glove action here. i am waiting until i can say on command:

“go go gadget…(fill in arm, leg etc…)” then life will be complete.
 
beckers said:
No glove action here. i am waiting until i can say on command:

“go go gadget…(fill in arm, leg etc…)” then life will be complete.
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Bah. We will crush you when the Glove Revolution comes!

😛
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This thread is a riot!😃
The lady trying unsuccessfully to cover her feet with the blanket reminds me of a similar commercial a few years ago. We were told we needed to buy some kind of chopper thingy because cutting with a knife is so difficult! The poor lady on TV could not hold the knife straight up and down to cut, it kept falling over sideways. She obviously did not have the same jr. high home-ec teacher that I had!
 
MarinerFan said:
This thread is a riot!😃
The lady trying unsuccessfully to cover her feet with the blanket reminds me of a similar commercial a few years ago. We were told we needed to buy some kind of chopper thingy because cutting with a knife is so difficult! The poor lady on TV could not hold the knife straight up and down to cut, it kept falling over sideways. She obviously did not have the same jr. high home-ec teacher that I had!
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If only she had had a ginsu projecting from each digit she would have had no trouble.
(And could have made jullienne fries 3 different ways!)

“fingers” tee
 
Norseman82 said:
But, can you clap your hands in a sham-wow glove?

CLAP ON!

CLAP OFF!

Clap on, clap off…THE CLAPPER!
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Darn, I hadn’t thought of that…but I can still slap my husband and he can turn off the light, there…problem solved:D

I’m just kidding! I would never hit anyone…please don’t yell at me!!
 
BamaRider said:
Y’all are awesome. All you need now is the snuggie and you have the tri fecta. I like the old guy eating popcorn while in a snuggie. LMBO. He’s also in the handi switch commercial. The one where his wife has to get outta bed to turn the light off and and he’s just laying there shakin his head.
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I am reading the comments about all the lovely infomercial products to my husband and he mentioned that he got a kick out of the old guy eating popcorn while in the snuggie reminded him of the Emperor in Star Wars.

My husband wants the Big City Slider Station wanted one from Christmas but maybe for his birthday or Father’s Day. I have been asking for the ShamWows they have them at Walgreen’s as seen on TV 🙂
 
tee_eff_em said:
If only she had had a ginsu projecting from each digit she would have had no trouble.
(And could have made jullienne fries 3 different ways!)

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Dude- like Wolverine!

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They are on sale in a pack at Walgreen’s in hte Chicago area- the big one they offer on TV- for $19.99, no shipping involved.
 
beckers said:
No glove action here. i am waiting until i can say on command:

“go go gadget…(fill in arm, leg etc…)” then life will be complete.
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Oh, I always say go go gadget something or another. It just shows how old I am.
 
My DH suggested sham-wow diapers! Just think how much they would hold!:eek:
 
I saw a new comercial last night and thought of you all right away. I think they were called ‘Shuffles’ or something like that. They were big dust mop slippers so you can sweep/mop your floor just by shuffling your feet. Like my daughter said, who hasn’t thought of that? But they were the ones who actually did smoething about their idea. So we need to wear our shuffles while eating popcorn wearing our snuggies with our sham-wow gloves. OR we could mop the floor wearing our shuffles and slide across on our sham-wows to dry it. There’s got to be a good story in there, but I had surgery today and my brain is still too muddled to be very creative.
 
MarinerFan said:
I saw a new comercial last night and thought of you all right away. I think they were called ‘Shuffles’ or something like that. They were big dust mop slippers so you can sweep/mop your floor just by shuffling your feet. Like my daughter said, who hasn’t thought of that? But they were the ones who actually did smoething about their idea. So we need to wear our shuffles while eating popcorn wearing our snuggies with our sham-wow gloves. OR we could mop the floor wearing our shuffles and slide across on our sham-wows to dry it. There’s got to be a good story in there, but I had surgery today and my brain is still too muddled to be very creative.
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If they only made the Shuffles out of Shamwow material. A girl can dream…
 
MarinerFan said:
I saw a new comercial last night and thought of you all right away. I think they were called ‘Shuffles’ or something like that. They were big dust mop slippers so you can sweep/mop your floor just by shuffling your feet. Like my daughter said, who hasn’t thought of that? But they were the ones who actually did smoething about their idea. So we need to wear our shuffles while eating popcorn wearing our snuggies with our sham-wow gloves. OR we could mop the floor wearing our shuffles and slide across on our sham-wows to dry it. There’s got to be a good story in there, but I had surgery today and my brain is still too muddled to be very creative.
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Do they have individual toe-lets? If not, they do not conform to the Glove Standard. :nope:

Yeh, they should make them out of ShamWow material, and line the insides with Kinoki Foot Pads, so you can clean your floors and cleanse your body of toxins simultaneously!

:whackadoo: ← Doing the *Glove War-Whoop *for the New Year,
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stinkcat_14 said:
You know it is amazing how much stuff I don’t even know exists simply because I don’t have cable.
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But just think…I just found out about all this junk right here on CAF! :hypno:
tee_eff_em said:
HOW LONG must I endure until EVERYTHING is available in Glove form!?!?

I am the Glove Man. Goo-goo-ga-choo.

And: Ya’ know what would be the perfect food? If KFC would serve up their “Famous Bowls” not in polystyrene bowls, but in a bowl-shaped biscuit, with five finger-holes built in… Man, I could subsist on those forever. Or until I had consumed enough sodium that my blood pressure would literally blow my scalp clean off… And then what a mess for your ShamGloveWow! to clean up!
Ya’ followin’ me, Camera-Guy?

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tee_eff_em said:
Seriously: I bet if you sewed ShamWow! gloves onto the sleeves of a Snugglie, you could, like, wave your arms and Command Time and Space or something…

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