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“He who likes flavored cream cheese, let him be anathema.”flavored cream cheese ! :bigyikes:
HERETIC !!!
-Anti-Pope Swerve (2013)

Anyway, on the topic of altar breads, I’ve had crunchier ones, which I assume are whole wheat, and fast dissolving ones, which I assume are whites. They both have their pros and cons. I just hope that I don’t go to parishes that uses
“Don’t call me a flaming liberal just cause I use pizza, cake, and grape soda for consecration.”
-Anti-Pope Swerve (2013)

“We personally make the pizzas, cakes, and grape sodas for Anti-Pope Swerve to use for consecration.”
-Mother Swag (2013):nun1:
“I love to make pizzas, cakes, and grape sodas with Mother Swag so the Anti-Pope can use them for Mass.”
-Sister Spirit of Vatican II (2013):nun2:
Now, about altar wine… I’ve had times when I received the Blood of Christ and afterwards, thinking, “Jesus, you taste good today.” I wonder if the Precious Blood is developing my taste in wine.