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BLB_Oregon
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Oh, gosh, yes. The most embarrassing are the question and answer sessions… “Now, let’s see, what was I doing? Oh, yes, dinner. What shall we have for dinner? Hmmm. Ham, how does that sound? Yes, ham, that will be good.”
What is worse, if I can’t come up with a dinner idea, I’ve been known to ask the refrigerator, “Refrigerator, what do you have any there? Anything? Goodness, you’re a wreck. Somebody should clean you. Oh, yeah, that would be me. Well, not today. So c’mon, what do you have in there?”
There is a merciful aspect to it, though. Who else could put up with that kind of prattle?
My rule is, if you can hold down a job, get dinner on the table, and don’t upset people, you can be as crazy as you want.
What is worse, if I can’t come up with a dinner idea, I’ve been known to ask the refrigerator, “Refrigerator, what do you have any there? Anything? Goodness, you’re a wreck. Somebody should clean you. Oh, yeah, that would be me. Well, not today. So c’mon, what do you have in there?”
There is a merciful aspect to it, though. Who else could put up with that kind of prattle?
My rule is, if you can hold down a job, get dinner on the table, and don’t upset people, you can be as crazy as you want.