If you think a Scapular is a talisman or superstitious, then you’ve a lot of learning to do about what the Church REALLY teaches. You better brush up on your catechesis.I think the wearing of items like that is individualistic. It is not required by the Church. For me, and for my personal decision making only I think the wearing of talismans is anachronistic and superstistic (yes, it’s a word). I think it is akin to idolatry. But again, that is just my opinion, for my decision making. You all do what you want.
What you describe is a caricature, a mockery of sacramentals.