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FickleFreckled
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Lucky Strike means fine tobacco!
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Ramalama
Guest
Thanks, I would probable be in some institution by the weekend if you hadn’t come up with that. It was killing me!
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FickleFreckled
Guest
Well we don’t want that, Ramalama!
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FickleFreckled
Guest
bluerose,
off-topic, but speaking of Dairy Queen, are there still Blakes Hamburger joints in New Mexico? Those used to be the best good ol’ greasy hamburgers in the known universe.
off-topic, but speaking of Dairy Queen, are there still Blakes Hamburger joints in New Mexico? Those used to be the best good ol’ greasy hamburgers in the known universe.
Blake’s Lotaburger… they almost outnumber the yucca plants out here! There’s one twenty minutes from us, down in Alamogordo (I live out in the sticks!) Our last Dairy Queen in town went out of business about two years ago, but Blake’s is still going strong!
They supposedly make really good breakfast burritos, too, but I’ve never tried 'em.
A friend told us about one time he and his wife had stopped at a Lotaburger in Pojoaque (a Native American pueblo in the northern part of the state, for those of you who don’t know) and they overheard another customer (from out of state) ask the girl behind the counter, “How do you pronounce the name of this place?”
She gave him a strange look and slowly said: “LOT-A-BUR-GER.”
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FickleFreckled
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Oh, that’s funny, bluerose. Sounds like an aggie joke. I lived in Albuquerque for a glorious almost-two-years in the late '80’s. Loved everything about it. Blakes was definitely up there with my most favorite things about New Mexico. (That and green sauce) I had to have some pretty serious surgery while I lived there and someone wanted to bring me a treat, whatever I wanted, the first day I could eat real food. I wanted a Blakes hamburger. Yum.
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Ghoti
Guest
Come to the Red Barn…Yum Yum!
Mary Brown’s has the best legs in town! (Mary Brown’s Fried Chicken)
Pizza Hut, pizza to go!
Pizza! Pizza! Pan! Pan! (Little Caesar’s)
It’s three hands high! (Wig-Wag chocolate bar)
It’s a nice light snack. (Coffee Crisp)
Dare cookies…dey’re delicious!
He’s hyptonized! (a Christie cookie commercial, IIRC)
Mr Christie, you make good cookies!
Are Mini-Chips for mini mouths? Not everybody thinks so.
Eat your darts…um, eat your Ravioli. (Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee)
Ai, yi, yi-yi…
I’m the Frito Bandito!
Gouda…gouda…gouda… (cheese commercial)
Turtles, Turtles, rah rah rah,
Turtles, Turtles, ha ha ha…
“A plenitude of pecans,
a cascade of caramel,
the choicest chocolate:
Turtles!”
Mmmmmm, I love Turtles! (Smiles ‘n’ Chuckles Turtles)
If I’m called an “Almondillo” because I’m made of almonds,
Why are you called a “Turtle”?
That ol’ Black Magic has me in its spell… (Rowntree Black Magic chocolates)
We all know where the rainbow goes,
We are told it’s a Pot of Gold… (Moir’s Pot of Gold chocolates)
Found a bottle of Fanta,
Opened the cap…
My long-lost smile is back!
Fanta, Fanta, it’s a bottle of fun…
It’s a fountain of flavour, a smile when you’re glum,
A tuba to oom-pa-pa,
A pretty gal to ooh-la-la,
But when it’s all said and done,
Fanta, Fanta’s just a bottle of fun!
Freedent. Won’t stick to most dental work.
Freshen-Up gum. The gum that goes “squirt”.
Life Savers: A part of living.
Gates! Glossettes again?
What would you do-oo-oo…for a Klondike Bar?
And one I’ll never get out of my head:
Five-sixty-five, ninety-four, one, one,
Quick, call the ferry, so there’s room for everyone!
(Ferry service from Newfoundland to Canada)
Mary Brown’s has the best legs in town! (Mary Brown’s Fried Chicken)
Pizza Hut, pizza to go!
Pizza! Pizza! Pan! Pan! (Little Caesar’s)
It’s three hands high! (Wig-Wag chocolate bar)
It’s a nice light snack. (Coffee Crisp)
Dare cookies…dey’re delicious!
He’s hyptonized! (a Christie cookie commercial, IIRC)
Mr Christie, you make good cookies!
Are Mini-Chips for mini mouths? Not everybody thinks so.
Eat your darts…um, eat your Ravioli. (Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee)
Ai, yi, yi-yi…
I’m the Frito Bandito!
Gouda…gouda…gouda… (cheese commercial)
Turtles, Turtles, rah rah rah,
Turtles, Turtles, ha ha ha…
“A plenitude of pecans,
a cascade of caramel,
the choicest chocolate:
Turtles!”
Mmmmmm, I love Turtles! (Smiles ‘n’ Chuckles Turtles)
If I’m called an “Almondillo” because I’m made of almonds,
Why are you called a “Turtle”?
That ol’ Black Magic has me in its spell… (Rowntree Black Magic chocolates)
We all know where the rainbow goes,
We are told it’s a Pot of Gold… (Moir’s Pot of Gold chocolates)
Found a bottle of Fanta,
Opened the cap…
My long-lost smile is back!
Fanta, Fanta, it’s a bottle of fun…
It’s a fountain of flavour, a smile when you’re glum,
A tuba to oom-pa-pa,
A pretty gal to ooh-la-la,
But when it’s all said and done,
Fanta, Fanta’s just a bottle of fun!
Freedent. Won’t stick to most dental work.
Freshen-Up gum. The gum that goes “squirt”.
Life Savers: A part of living.
Gates! Glossettes again?
What would you do-oo-oo…for a Klondike Bar?
And one I’ll never get out of my head:
Five-sixty-five, ninety-four, one, one,
Quick, call the ferry, so there’s room for everyone!
(Ferry service from Newfoundland to Canada)
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PoliSciProf
Guest
You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!
Not a cough in a carload. (Old Gold cigarettes)
They’re Grrrreeaaat! (Frosted Flakes)
Plop Plop Fizz Fizz (Alka Seltzer)
Pardon me. Do you have any Gray Poupon?
It takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’. (Timex)
We’re number two. We try harder. (Avis rent a car)
Better living through Chemistry. (Dupont)
Mm Mm Good! (Campbell’s Soup)
Ho Ho Ho Green Giant!
Bring out the Hellmans, bring out the best!
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. (Perdue)
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. (Mounds and Almond Joy)
Is it live or is it Memorex?
Put a tiger in your tank. (Exxon, Esso?)
Hey Mabel! Black Label!
Shot From Guns! (Quaker Puffed Rice)
See the USA in your Chevrolet.
You’ve come a long way, baby! (Virginia Slims cigarettes)
Not a cough in a carload. (Old Gold cigarettes)
They’re Grrrreeaaat! (Frosted Flakes)
Plop Plop Fizz Fizz (Alka Seltzer)
Pardon me. Do you have any Gray Poupon?
It takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’. (Timex)
We’re number two. We try harder. (Avis rent a car)
Better living through Chemistry. (Dupont)
Mm Mm Good! (Campbell’s Soup)
Ho Ho Ho Green Giant!
Bring out the Hellmans, bring out the best!
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. (Perdue)
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. (Mounds and Almond Joy)
Is it live or is it Memorex?
Put a tiger in your tank. (Exxon, Esso?)
Hey Mabel! Black Label!
Shot From Guns! (Quaker Puffed Rice)
See the USA in your Chevrolet.
You’ve come a long way, baby! (Virginia Slims cigarettes)
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PoliSciProf
Guest
The trouble with threads like this is that they some how awaken long dormant parts of my brain and then I can’t stop them from popping up all night. Some more:
Bryll Cream–a little dab will do you.
Use Wildroot Cream Oil Charlie
Nothing runs like a Deere.
We make money the old fashioned way. We earn it. (Smith Barney)
Call for Phiiiiilip Mooooorris!
Ring around the collar! Ring around the collar! (Cheer?)
Look Mom, No cavities! (Crest?)
Does she or doesn’t she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
99 44/100 per cent pure. (Ivory soap)
We answer to a higher power. (Hebrew Kosher Hot Dogs)
Double your pleasure, Double your fun, Doublemint, Doublemint Gum
Bryll Cream–a little dab will do you.
Use Wildroot Cream Oil Charlie
Nothing runs like a Deere.
We make money the old fashioned way. We earn it. (Smith Barney)
Call for Phiiiiilip Mooooorris!
Ring around the collar! Ring around the collar! (Cheer?)
Look Mom, No cavities! (Crest?)
Does she or doesn’t she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
99 44/100 per cent pure. (Ivory soap)
We answer to a higher power. (Hebrew Kosher Hot Dogs)
Double your pleasure, Double your fun, Doublemint, Doublemint Gum
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First_of_9
Guest
The whole jingle was:
L.S.M.F.T., L.S.M.F.T., Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco
From Carling Brewing in the mid-50s: “Hey Mable, Black Label”
St. Louis area roofing company: “For a hole in your roof or a whole new roof”
Noxzema shave cream: “Take it off, Take it all off”
“N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle’s make the very best Chocolate”
Pillsbury: “Nothin’ Says Lovin’ Like Something From the Oven”
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LRThunder
Guest
“It’s not delivery. It’s Digiorno (sp?)”
“Can you hear me now? Good.” (Verizon)
“Can you hear me now? Good.” (Verizon)
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didymus
Guest
Oooooohhh . . .
A kid’ll eat the middle of an Oreo first/And save the chocolate cookie outside for last.
A kid’ll eat the middle of an Oreo first/And save the chocolate cookie outside for last.
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Ghoti
Guest
Good grief, it’s time to brush your teeth
With your Snoopy toothbrush…
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Happiness is…a battery-operated Snoopy toothbrush!
With your Snoopy toothbrush…
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Happiness is…a battery-operated Snoopy toothbrush!
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Lucania
Guest
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
" I’m Kook-Koo for Cocoa Puffs!"
Madge : “Palmolive Dish Washing Detergent. You’re soaking in it now!” Customer: “Palmolive ?”
" I’m Kook-Koo for Cocoa Puffs!"
Madge : “Palmolive Dish Washing Detergent. You’re soaking in it now!” Customer: “Palmolive ?”
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