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maggiemay2u
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Rats, I hate rats.
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.
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Katie1723
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You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
kathy
kathy
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Ghoti
Guest
“We’re all very different people. We’re not Watusi, we’re not Spartans, we’re Americans. With a capital “A”, huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We’re the underdog. We’re mutts.”
“By Grabthar’s Hammer, you shall be avenged!”
“Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the nuclear wessels.”
“Subject, Toilet paper. One: on 6 June 1941, this vessel submitted a requisition for 150 rolls of toilet paper. On 16 December 1941 the requisition was returned with stamped notation, ‘Cannot identify material required.’ Two: the commanding officer of the USS SeaTiger cannot help but wonder what is being used at the Caviti Supply Depot as a substitute for this unidentifiable material once so well known to this command.”
“Don’t you do it! Don’t! You… I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to g… I got nothin’ else.”
“By Grabthar’s Hammer, you shall be avenged!”
“Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the nuclear wessels.”
“Subject, Toilet paper. One: on 6 June 1941, this vessel submitted a requisition for 150 rolls of toilet paper. On 16 December 1941 the requisition was returned with stamped notation, ‘Cannot identify material required.’ Two: the commanding officer of the USS SeaTiger cannot help but wonder what is being used at the Caviti Supply Depot as a substitute for this unidentifiable material once so well known to this command.”
“Don’t you do it! Don’t! You… I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to g… I got nothin’ else.”
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nox
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“GAHH how do you make someone love you without affecting free will??”
Morgan Freeman God : “Welcome to my world”
Morgan Freeman God : “Welcome to my world”
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MHalsey
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tabsie3210
Guest
“Whatcha writing, Miss Lane?”
“‘An ode to spring.’ How do you spell, ‘massacre?’”
– Jimmie Olson and Lois Lane, SUPERMAN
“That’s great, Psychic Friend! Now say, ‘Money should be faling from the sky!’ Say it! …Say it!”
– Fender, ROBOTS
“The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.”
“Look, I don’t wanna fight you.”
“Well, tough rocks, pal.”
– Casey Jones and Raphael, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
“They don’t castrate clergy. Just in case.”
“Just in case what?”
“Just in case there is a God.”
– Killjoy and Roscoe, ICE PIRATES
“I know you don’t think I’m giving this four million dollars to a bunch of nuns!”
“Think of it this way: you’ll go to Heaven.”
“I don’t wanna go to heaven! I wanna go to t he bank and cash a ^&()^@ check!!”
– Oda Mae Brown and Sam Wheat, GHOST
“There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.”
“What?”
“Don’t cross the streams.”
“Why?”
“It would be bad.”
“I’m fuzzy on the whole good / bad thing. What do you mean, ‘bad?’”
“Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.”
“Total protonic reversal!”
“Right, that’s bad. OKay, all right, important safety tip, thanks Egon.”
– Peter Venkman, Egon Spengler, and Ray Stantz, GHOSTBUSTERS
“Ray… If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say, ‘YES!’”
– Winston Zedmore, GHOSTBUSTERS
“Still… she’s got a lot of spirit. What do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me --”
“No.”
– Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, STAR WARS
“His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminted immediately.”
“Good, I hate long waits.”
You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc."
“Doesn’t sound so bad…”
“In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”
“On second thought, let’s pass on that, huh?”
– C-3PO and Han Solo, RETURN OF THE JEDI
“I love you.”
“I know.”
– Princess Leia, Han Solo, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
“I love you.”
“I know.”
– Han Solo, Princess Leia, RETURN OF THE JEDI
“A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.”
– Father Fitzgibbons, GOING MY WAY
“A matchbox of our own
A fenche of real chain link
A grill out on the patio
Disposal in the sink
A washer and a dryer
And an ironing machine
In the tract house that we share
Somewhere that’s green.”
– Audrey, LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
“I heard an animal make a sound like that once, but they roll him over, he was dead.”
– Ramone, HAPPY FEET
“‘An ode to spring.’ How do you spell, ‘massacre?’”
– Jimmie Olson and Lois Lane, SUPERMAN
“That’s great, Psychic Friend! Now say, ‘Money should be faling from the sky!’ Say it! …Say it!”
– Fender, ROBOTS
“The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.”
“Look, I don’t wanna fight you.”
“Well, tough rocks, pal.”
– Casey Jones and Raphael, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
“They don’t castrate clergy. Just in case.”
“Just in case what?”
“Just in case there is a God.”
– Killjoy and Roscoe, ICE PIRATES
“I know you don’t think I’m giving this four million dollars to a bunch of nuns!”
“Think of it this way: you’ll go to Heaven.”
“I don’t wanna go to heaven! I wanna go to t he bank and cash a ^&()^@ check!!”
– Oda Mae Brown and Sam Wheat, GHOST
“There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.”
“What?”
“Don’t cross the streams.”
“Why?”
“It would be bad.”
“I’m fuzzy on the whole good / bad thing. What do you mean, ‘bad?’”
“Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.”
“Total protonic reversal!”
“Right, that’s bad. OKay, all right, important safety tip, thanks Egon.”
– Peter Venkman, Egon Spengler, and Ray Stantz, GHOSTBUSTERS
“Ray… If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say, ‘YES!’”
– Winston Zedmore, GHOSTBUSTERS
“Still… she’s got a lot of spirit. What do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me --”
“No.”
– Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, STAR WARS
“His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminted immediately.”
“Good, I hate long waits.”
You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc."
“Doesn’t sound so bad…”
“In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”
“On second thought, let’s pass on that, huh?”
– C-3PO and Han Solo, RETURN OF THE JEDI
“I love you.”
“I know.”
– Princess Leia, Han Solo, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
“I love you.”
“I know.”
– Han Solo, Princess Leia, RETURN OF THE JEDI
“A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.”
– Father Fitzgibbons, GOING MY WAY
“A matchbox of our own
A fenche of real chain link
A grill out on the patio
Disposal in the sink
A washer and a dryer
And an ironing machine
In the tract house that we share
Somewhere that’s green.”
– Audrey, LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
“I heard an animal make a sound like that once, but they roll him over, he was dead.”
– Ramone, HAPPY FEET
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BamaRider
Guest
“Dyin ain’t much of a livin boy”
Outlaw Josey Wales to the bounty hunter.
Outlaw Josey Wales to the bounty hunter.
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Andruschak
Guest
Because I said “please”
You’re fired
Hello sweetie, one if us is in deep trouble.
He had to split
You’re fired
Hello sweetie, one if us is in deep trouble.
He had to split
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kimaz
Guest
The stuff that dreams are made of.
If theres one thing I can’t stand seeing…its Americans fighting Americans.
He’s here
Who?
The Bat-Man! (I LOVE the delivery on this line, hilarious)
If theres one thing I can’t stand seeing…its Americans fighting Americans.
He’s here
Who?
The Bat-Man! (I LOVE the delivery on this line, hilarious)
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susananne
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Maybe not famous- but some of my favorites:
Delmar: Care for some gopher?
Everett: No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.
Well ain’t this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!
We’re in a tight spot!
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
Shh! Do you smell something?
I just want my phone call.
Oh- there are so many!
Delmar: Care for some gopher?
Everett: No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.
Well ain’t this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!
We’re in a tight spot!
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
Shh! Do you smell something?
I just want my phone call.
Code:
* I am whatever Gotham needs me to be.
* Sometimes, the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
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Katie1723
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Book…you be careful out there among the English.
From “Witness”…one of my favorite movies
Kathy
From “Witness”…one of my favorite movies
Kathy
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kimaz
Guest
You wanna know how I got these scars?
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
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maggiemay2u
Guest
WC FIELDS!
“How do you like children?”
“Parboiled”
“Is this a game of chance?”
“Not the way I play it, no.”
“Never give a sucker an even break.”
“I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.”
“How do you like children?”
“Parboiled”
“Is this a game of chance?”
“Not the way I play it, no.”
“Never give a sucker an even break.”
“I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.”
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Marsha_Adams
Guest
AAAHHHH yes, I have the heart of a child, I keep it in a jar on my dresser. (W.C. Fields)
Darling, you’re not a subtle man.
We don’t have time for subtle. (Mummy Returns)
Darling, you’re not a subtle man.
We don’t have time for subtle. (Mummy Returns)
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Filius99993
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You talkin’ to me?-Travis Bickle
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ALLGIRLS
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It’s Spaceballs, they’ve gone plaid!
You find anything?
We ain’t found sh*t!
I’m a Mog, half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.
We hear you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.
Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks!
Yeah, I’m going to need to have you go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We’re playing “catch up.”
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!
You know, I’m really not comfortable talking about my flair.
I love Kung Fu!
In Christ,
Ellen
You find anything?
We ain’t found sh*t!
I’m a Mog, half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.
We hear you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.
Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks!
Yeah, I’m going to need to have you go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We’re playing “catch up.”
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!
You know, I’m really not comfortable talking about my flair.
I love Kung Fu!
In Christ,
Ellen
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maggiemay2u
Guest
Fasten your seat-belts, it’s going to be a bumpy night.I
E.T. phone home.
Either he’s dead, or my watch has stopped.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
“It’s all right. That’s-that’s in every contract. That’s-that’s what they call a sanity cause.”
" You can’t fool me. There ain’t no Sanity Claus".
“You used to be in pictures. You used to be big.”
“I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.”
E.T. phone home.
Either he’s dead, or my watch has stopped.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
“It’s all right. That’s-that’s in every contract. That’s-that’s what they call a sanity cause.”
" You can’t fool me. There ain’t no Sanity Claus".
“You used to be in pictures. You used to be big.”
“I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.”
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ALLGIRLS
Guest
Mind your house, woman!
Would you like me to teach you to read?
Certainly not!
No, you may not marry my daughter, you’re a heretic.
In Christ,
Ellen
Would you like me to teach you to read?
Certainly not!
No, you may not marry my daughter, you’re a heretic.
In Christ,
Ellen
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tee_eff_em
Guest
Do not touch the glass.
Do not approach the glass.
You pass him nothing but soft paper – No pencils or pens.
No staples or paperclips in his paper.
Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions.
If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it.
Do you understand me?
I’ve no plans to call on you, Clarice. The world is more interesting with you in it.
Have the lambs stopped screaming?
People will say we’re in love…
His pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.
Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: Love your suit…
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. <SLUR-R-R-RP>
Quid pro quo!
And how do we begin to covet, Clarice?
Believe me, you don’t want Hannibal Lecter inside your head…
tee
Do not approach the glass.
You pass him nothing but soft paper – No pencils or pens.
No staples or paperclips in his paper.
Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions.
If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it.
Do you understand me?
I’ve no plans to call on you, Clarice. The world is more interesting with you in it.
Have the lambs stopped screaming?
People will say we’re in love…
His pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.
Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: Love your suit…
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. <SLUR-R-R-RP>
Quid pro quo!
And how do we begin to covet, Clarice?
Believe me, you don’t want Hannibal Lecter inside your head…
tee
Too late…
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