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FrDavid96
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In case anyone is wonderring, you get a blessed mouse by feeding it blessed cheese.
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LilyM
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And you get blessed cheese by using blessed milk, and you get blessed milk from a blessed cow … and so on and so forth.
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JMJ_coder
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Hey everyone, I once knew an old lady who swallowed a fly…And you get blessed cheese by using blessed milk, and you get blessed milk from a blessed cow … and so on and so forth.
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FrDavid96
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No, you don’t get blessed milk from a blessed cow.And you get blessed cheese by using blessed milk, and you get blessed milk from a blessed cow … and so on and so forth.
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FrCorey
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no and the cat does not become a holy water sprinkler.
Animals are blessed by priests in other catholic churches.
Animals are blessed by priests in other catholic churches.
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Watchman
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The end with the mouth.
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ProVobis
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Begs the question, what kind of water does the Holy Father feed his cat if everything in the Vatican is holy?Cats are 100% pure evil, so I don’t know…you might have to be concerned with the cat’s safety if it got too close to holy water.
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FrDavid96
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Liquid water.Begs the question, what kind of water does the Holy Father feed his cat if everything in the Vatican is holy?
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PacoG
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I’ve never seen a bless-ed cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I’d rather see one than be one!
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ProVobis
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Imported, of course.
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LilyM
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Well, it tends to come by way of the blessed plastic bottle or carboard carton from the shop, of course, if that’s what you mean
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ProVobis
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I prefer holy cow. The Blessed cow sounds like it’s the first step to sainthood.
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LilyM
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Hmmm, wouldn’t that be a venerable cow?I prefer holy cow. The Blessed cow sounds like it’s the first step to sainthood.
Better than sacred cow at any rate … which has a distinctly Hindu connotation.
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ProVobis
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Is that before or after a miracle is verified?
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FrDavid96
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Nope, I meant that it wouldn’t be a blessed cow, it would be a holy cow.Well, it tends to come by way of the blessed plastic bottle or carboard carton from the shop, of course, if that’s what you mean
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JMJ_coder
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This thread has gone from comic to ridiculous at ludicrous speed.
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FrDavid96
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Right. We need to get back on topic.This thread has gone from comic to ridiculous at ludicrous speed.
Does the cat use his envelopes?
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vera_dicere
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Little pidgeon in the sky,
Dropping things from way up high,
Angry farmer wipes his eye,
Very glad that cows don’t fly!
(even the blest ones)
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choy
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c’mon guys, this is ridiculous
we all know feeding a cat holy water doesn’t make a cat holy
cats can’t go to heaven. because it will create chaos in heaven, and we all know there cannot be chaos in heaven.
cats cannot go to heaven because all the dogs are already here
we all know feeding a cat holy water doesn’t make a cat holy
cats can’t go to heaven. because it will create chaos in heaven, and we all know there cannot be chaos in heaven.
cats cannot go to heaven because all the dogs are already here
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ProVobis
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It certainly would save money on the kitty litter.
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