Married priests are not as common as you think and it comes with restrictions that are not very conducive to marriage maintenance. Ask around and find out who many members here have married priests in their parishes. Many conservative Catholics oppose converted married priests as vehemently as you oppose women priests and they can site the doctrine to support their assertions as readily as you do.
And like I said, the church has many options. For example, my church is basically run by the parishioners, with the exception of our school and fiances (we pay a principal and a business manager for that). We already have parishioner led counseling ministries (bereavement, divorce, family, etc), RCIA, religious ed, youth ministry, CYA, social justice, etc. With Eucharistic ministers, CCTV masses and happily married deacons to handle baptisms, etc, we really wont need priests for that much. We can pay priests to come in as needed just like we pay for priests to come in when our parish priests are away. Our religion has always taught us that we are the building blocks of our church. Our church isn’t a priest or a building. It’s us. Asking us to take on greater responsibility in our parishes is going to upset those prefer just to show up on Sunday and not be bothered to do more. But for the rest of us, it will be a chance to use our talents for our church community. Ditching parish priests for district priests may be really good for us. It will make us more responsive to and more responsible for our faith. Having less priests in our lives just may make stronger Catholics. This solution will also appease those who oppose married priests and those who oppose women priests for doctrinal reasons.