First Boyfriend

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My mother’s instinct is telling me that ‘‘real good friend’’ has morphed into a ‘‘first real boyfriend’’ 😃

It’s soooo sweet and so cute 😃

Sarah x 🙂
 
congratulations!

I got a 1 and a half yr old boy…I’m scared to death to have a girl! I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Probably hack off her legs and lock her in a basement. 🤷
 
MichaelHowling said:
congratulations!

I got a 1 and a half yr old boy…I’m scared to death to have a girl! I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Probably hack off her legs and lock her in a basement. 🤷
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As my husband has just remarked:

Guns don’t kill people. Dads with beautiful daughters kill people!

😃

Sarah x 🙂
 
MichaelHowling said:
congratulations!

I got a 1 and a half yr old boy…I’m scared to death to have a girl! I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Probably hack off her legs and lock her in a basement. 🤷
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Just curious, why do you think having a girl would be more difficult or cause more problems? In my family, it’s mostly been the girls who have been the more level headed, responsible ones.
 
Because I remember how most girls in school went out with the big tough jerk guys that usually just ended up using them.

It scares me.
 
I have access to several acres of property and neighbors who will keep their mouths shut, if you need it.

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Thanks friend!

Now…to wait until the bulk bag of lime and lawn darts go on sale…:hypno:
 
A friend of mine’s dad used to say to her dates, “Young man, be sure to return my daughter to my home in the same condition in which she left it.”
 
True Deborah…I guess I’ll have to chop his legs off too.
 
And if he emptys the dog food into their water again… those appendages may be on the chopping block as well! Every day, every day… I go look, and he’s made some kind of stew for the dogs in their own water…and he uses cat food to top it off. They just sit there looking at me all pitiful…

St. Frances pray for us.
 
VivienneJ said:
A friend of mine’s dad used to say to her dates, “Young man, be sure to return my daughter to my home in the same condition in which she left it.”
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My husband is a man of very few words 😃

He’ll just sit there, quietly sharpening one of his huge axes :eek:

Sarah x 🙂
 
My first little boyfriend was Dale. We were in kindergarten. He gave me my first kiss----on the cheek. Boy was that an eon ago! :eek: Thanks AG for jogging my memory. 😃
 
Reminds me of that Rodney Atkins song…

“Y’all run along and have some fun. I’ll see ya when you get back, probably be up all night still cleaning this gun…”
 
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Reminds me of that Rodney Atkins song…

“Y’all run along and have some fun. I’ll see ya when you get back, probably be up all night still cleaning this gun…”
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First thing I thought of.

When we found out my husband and I were having a girl…I downloaded that song for him…😃

I’m a little afraid for the first boy our daughter decides to introduce to us because my husband can be scary if he wants to…our daughter being a total daddy’s girl does not help the situation either.
 
“Young man, I just want you to know I’m not afraid to go back to jail”
 
Kelfa28 said:
I’m a little afraid for the first boy our daughter decides to introduce to us because my husband can be scary if he wants to…our daughter being a total daddy’s girl does not help the situation either.
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I’ve got a three-year-old girl and another who will be coming our way in a couple months. I too dread what will happen about 12-13 years from now.

With my son, I think it will be a bit easier. He mistreats a girl, I can just teach him some respect, if you get my drift. Can’t really do much if someone mistreats my girls. Not legally anyway.
 
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