For all Theistic Faith: What is the most Anti-Religious commend you have ever heard from Non-Believers?

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This applies to all Religious Faiths, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Non-Monotheistic Faith.

What is the most absurb comment you have encounter from Atheists, Agnostics, Humanists, and other Secularist?

The common accusations for me as a Catholic Christian is:

1. Wanna know how to get a nun pregnant? dress her as an alter boy.
2. Christianity promotes hatred.
3. You worship the Shaggeti Monster.
4. You don’t believe in other gods, why should I believe yours?
5. The Bible is created by man influence by drugs.