If anyone (probably the Pope too) thought long & hard enough about the “fortune” in a cookie, they could probably relate some insignificant life’s action or result to what was printed… it’s just a piece of paper.
(Oh, and I forgot about the “in bed” suffix rule! That’s usually good for some serious laughs!)
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