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As of August 1, 2012, and only for females who have health insurance, FREE BIRTH CONTROL! AND FREE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE COUNSELING! Wha…?
Lessee…You can have the free birth control pills, the free morning after pill at $800 a pop, and free FDA-approved IUD/intra-uterine device (and free chronic Pelvic Inflammatory Disease/PID and the free hole poked in the uterus) but no free sexually transmitted disease testing? Just free counseling? Thanks for holding that woman’s hand during her time of trial because there’s nothing like being comforted on your way to death by cervical cancer from HPV/Human Papilloma Virus that is spread even with free condom use. Is this the real War on Women? What a brilliant corporate model. And it uses OPFM, Other People’s Free Money!
But wait, there’s more FREE STUFF! Women with health insurance will get FREE CONTRACEPTIVE COUNSELING AND EDUCATION! This is great news for Planned Parenthood, as their think-tank arm, the Alan Guttmacher Institute at guttmacher.org, has shown that the more contraceptive education, the more unwanted pregnancies there will be and the more abortions because the failure rate is deliciously high even with perfect compliance using birth control methods. Gotta give the devil his due. This is brilliant.
But wait, there’s even more FREE STUFF! Women will get* FREE! domestic and interpersonal violence screening!* And you can bet mandatory reporters like Planned Parenthood clinics will mandatorily report female victims of violence to the police just like they mandatorily report victims of statutory rape…not. Smile for the hidden camera.
youtube.com/watch?v=0iMScbJJS2g
This is all brought to you FREE! from the same Democrats who voted against giving pregnant females hate crime protection; but that’s not love like sex is love so women can, with Sally Fields, say about the Democrats, “You love me! You really, really love me!” Or maybe it’s that other four-letter word. Hate.
…The free contraceptive coverage will take effect when the woman’s health plan is renewed, or when they begin a new health insurance plan. There are some exceptions, so it is important to check with your health insurance company to see when you will be eligible, according to ABC Action News.
Along with free birth control, the law also requires seven more preventative services to be covered for free, including:
“…well-woman visits, Gestational diabetes screening that helps protect pregnant women from one of the most serious pregnancy-related diseases, Domestic and interpersonal violence screening and counseling, FDA-approved contraceptive methods, and contraceptive education and counseling, Breastfeeding support, supplies, and counseling, HPV DNA testing, for women 30 or older, Sexually transmitted infections counseling for sexually active women, and HIV screening and counseling for sexually active women.”
The Department of Health and Human Services reports that 47 million women who did not have accesses to these eight services in the past will now be able to receive them for free.
Woman & Seed, do now crush the head of the Great Serpent, the Father of Lies and Murder, and vanquish his seed. Thanks. AMEN
Lessee…You can have the free birth control pills, the free morning after pill at $800 a pop, and free FDA-approved IUD/intra-uterine device (and free chronic Pelvic Inflammatory Disease/PID and the free hole poked in the uterus) but no free sexually transmitted disease testing? Just free counseling? Thanks for holding that woman’s hand during her time of trial because there’s nothing like being comforted on your way to death by cervical cancer from HPV/Human Papilloma Virus that is spread even with free condom use. Is this the real War on Women? What a brilliant corporate model. And it uses OPFM, Other People’s Free Money!
But wait, there’s more FREE STUFF! Women with health insurance will get FREE CONTRACEPTIVE COUNSELING AND EDUCATION! This is great news for Planned Parenthood, as their think-tank arm, the Alan Guttmacher Institute at guttmacher.org, has shown that the more contraceptive education, the more unwanted pregnancies there will be and the more abortions because the failure rate is deliciously high even with perfect compliance using birth control methods. Gotta give the devil his due. This is brilliant.
But wait, there’s even more FREE STUFF! Women will get* FREE! domestic and interpersonal violence screening!* And you can bet mandatory reporters like Planned Parenthood clinics will mandatorily report female victims of violence to the police just like they mandatorily report victims of statutory rape…not. Smile for the hidden camera.
youtube.com/watch?v=0iMScbJJS2g
This is all brought to you FREE! from the same Democrats who voted against giving pregnant females hate crime protection; but that’s not love like sex is love so women can, with Sally Fields, say about the Democrats, “You love me! You really, really love me!” Or maybe it’s that other four-letter word. Hate.
…The free contraceptive coverage will take effect when the woman’s health plan is renewed, or when they begin a new health insurance plan. There are some exceptions, so it is important to check with your health insurance company to see when you will be eligible, according to ABC Action News.
Along with free birth control, the law also requires seven more preventative services to be covered for free, including:
“…well-woman visits, Gestational diabetes screening that helps protect pregnant women from one of the most serious pregnancy-related diseases, Domestic and interpersonal violence screening and counseling, FDA-approved contraceptive methods, and contraceptive education and counseling, Breastfeeding support, supplies, and counseling, HPV DNA testing, for women 30 or older, Sexually transmitted infections counseling for sexually active women, and HIV screening and counseling for sexually active women.”
The Department of Health and Human Services reports that 47 million women who did not have accesses to these eight services in the past will now be able to receive them for free.
Woman & Seed, do now crush the head of the Great Serpent, the Father of Lies and Murder, and vanquish his seed. Thanks. AMEN