Funny Kids Part 2

[JillianRose]

Hi!!

I am sorry. This is so funny I had to share this with you:

My first grader told me last nite that he can not get into trouble when he sins. He told me it is Adam and Eve’s fault for having original sin!! LOL

I pray evey day for all of you!! Thanks for making me a better Jill!!

In Christ,
Jill

 

[SamH]

My foster daughter (age 3) was climbing all over me last night and in general being a pain. She noticed my annoyance and asked “Daddy what’s wrong?”

I told her “I have a little girl climbing all over me like I’m her jungle gym”.

She thought for a second then said “I think you’ll be just fine” and started climbing on me again.

 

[aidanbradypop]

Brady…3…was sitting in his boaster seat eating and straped in.

Brady: Hey dad!

Me: What Brady

Brady: You are a super dad

Me: Thanks Bud

Brady: You’re welcome…save me before mom knows

 

[Ophelia23]

My almost three year old brought her AC/DC shirt up to me this morning wanting to wear it. I said, “'Cause you’re about to rock?” And she said, “No… Because I’m a polar bear.”

It makes sense, people.

 

[Jade_Tiger]

I decide to ask my little brother (probably around 4 at the time) some basic catechism:

Me: “Who made you?”
Brother: “God!”
Me: “Who is God?”
Brother: “Jesus.”
He does pretty well, until:
Me: “What happens if you’re good?”
Brother: “You go to heaven.”
Me: “What happens to naughty people?”
Brother: “They get spanked.”

 

[18trouble]

Last year, my little girl (age 5, at the time) and I had the opportunity to see/touch a relic of Padre Pio. The “teacher” did a great job explaining what a relic is, where they are mentioned in the bible, then she said that this relic of Padre Pio is one of his whiskers. My daughter whispered to me, “He was a CAT?”

 

[aidanbradypop]

Me: Brady do not get in that box…You will get stuck.

Brady: Ok dad

5 mins later…

Brady: Dad help me…Im stuck

:banghead: lol

I think boys are wired differently lol

 

[Namid]

My daughter was baby sitting her little 4 yr. old cousin and he just got done with his…business…when he yelled at her that he was done. She walked in to find his cloths thrown all over the floor. She asked him what had happened and he told her he thought he was gonna bust out into the hulk and didn’t want to ruin his cloths.