God’s Favorite sport

[YourNameHere]

Baseball
The Old Testsment of the Bible opens with
In the big inning

 

[Cruciferi]

Bickering on CAF

 

[Gabika50]

Tennis: “Moses serves in Pharaoh’s court”

 

[Titivillus]

Football

“They rose up, drove him out of the town,
and led him to the brow of the hill
on which their town had been built,
to hurl him down headlong.
But Jesus passed through the midst of them and went away.”

 

[ZMystiCat]

Woodchopping: Jesus came as a carpenter by choice.

 

[christofirst]

Wrestling.

Jacob wrestled the “man” ( an angel, or… God?) all through the night in Genesis 32.

 

[Gabika50]

Moses’ drag racing= “Moses through a Rod out into the desert”

 

[Tis_Bearself]

The game was played on Sunday morn in Heaven’s own backyard,
With Jesus playing quarterback and Moses standing guard.
The angels in the bleachers, My ____ how they did yell,
When Jesus scored a touchdown, against the boys from Hell.
Stay with God,
Play with God,
Jesus, poke 'em, Moses, soak 'em,
Stay with God!

(There are probably about 10 variations of those lyrics online, but the one above is how my mother used to sing it.)