God was never married

[Tom]

I have Biblical proof that God was not married!

Genesis 2:1 So the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the furniture of them. 2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made: and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had done. 3 And he blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.
See? On the 7th day He rested!!!

Rest? I’ve been married 33 years, there is no rest!

 

[Eileen_T]

Poor you. I let my husband (of 34 years) rest after work each evening and on weekends. He mows the lawn - his choice - and does repair jobs around the place sometimes - he gets nervous when he sees me with tools and even got rid of my chainsaw!

Your argument is actually the proof that God is Father, not Mother. Everyone knows that a mother gets no rest!!!

 

[jrabs]

You silly silly folks.

 

[dylanschrader]

Glad this is a joke! From the title, I was looking forward to yet another bizarre thread.

 

[water]

Wait until you take over a priest position - 33 years will be doubled - 66 years of working