Good Clean Jokes

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Just wondering if anybody has any nice, actually funny, jokes to share?
 
Just wondering if anybody has any nice, actually funny, jokes to share?
Theologically there are only 3 things God does not know:
  1. How much money do Benedictines really have
  2. How many Franciscan orders are really out there
  3. What do Jesuits really believe
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“Viva Cristo Rey!!”
 
What did the Catholic dad say to his family, when he came home with pizza for dinner?

Dominoes Vobiscum
 
Two canibals were sitting around a campfire.
One said, “I hate my mother in law.”

The other one said, “so try the potatoes.”

:eek:
 
Well, it’s a clean (but not necessarily nice) adage:

“Men age like wine, women age like milk.”
 
A man said to his doctor ‘My hair keeps falling out, can you give me something to keep it in’ and the Doctor handed him a baggie
 
  1. Why did piglet look in the toilet? He was looking for “pooh”
  2. Why did I get a new butt? Because my old one had a crack on it.
 
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