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Sir_Knight
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This has to be forwarded to a stand up comedian
The Son of God, came down from heaven to give practical advice on how to not get slapped around
I have to say, the quality of theological exegesis on this thread is worthy of some quality laughs.
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The Old Testament teaches measure for measure. Jesus claimed to be always in perfect agreement with His heavenly Father. Kindly use your superior theologically knowledge and explain to us how Jesus could be in perfect agreement with His heavenly Father but contradict the measure for measure teaching of the Old Testament.I hope you donāt mind me forwarding this to some friends of mine? It is a really wonderful piece of comedy.
If I didnāt know you better, I would have thought it was a deliberate attempt at twisting things to for the purpose of comedy. Itās that bad theologically which makes it that much amazing in terms of humor through absurdity.![]()
I guess reading comprehension is also not your strong point. So, Iāll re-explain it for you ā¦Oh just so you know, a Back handed slap was actually considered INSULTING and was reserved for someone who was inferior in status. NOT equal in status. Secondly, if you step forward after receiving your first back handed slap, then other person can just use the other hand to give you another juicy back handed slap (or if he is more generous maybe even an open palm slap with the same hand). The same goes for open handed slaps
So unless the slapper only has one hand, I really donāt see your point.
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Try it with someone. Have a friend pretend to slap you and you immediately step forward offering the other cheek. Look at what will happen based on the positions that both of you are in. Your friend will have three choices: (1) He can take a step back and slap you again with the open hand but that will cause him to lose face because a non-Roman made him back up. (2) He can strike you with the back of the hand but that will be viewed as a challenge to fight because he hit you with his knuckles freeing you to retaliate without fear of being condemned to death for mutiny. (3) Or, he can walk away making his point with only one slap instead of slapping you repeatedly as often happened.
As I said before, 2,000 years ago the customs and laws were very different and the middle east was a conquered land, harshly occupied by armed Roman soldiers. Because He was constantly watched by the Romans, Jesus spoke in parables that were easily mis-interpreted by a quick or simplistic reading ā which you obviously have done.