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TheRealJuliane said:
Yep, TROLOLOLO…

troll song
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Giggles oh man you beat me too it I was thinking of posting this song too! You know I have to wonder if this person and the person that made that thread earlier in the week talking about how she wanted to have celebate marriage are the same troll…I mean the subjects have been somewhat different still revolving ultimately around sex though But the style seems pretty similar to me.
 
severus68 said:
Yes, lol. Unfortunately as another poster said, there are actually husbands like this, so called Catholic ones too.
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Yeah unfortunately, but I am 99% sure this one is just a troll. I think especially after one of his last couple posts. Like the one talking about how Jesus will pick up your check at a resturant for you if you really trust in him or whatever. :rolleyes: I mean such a notion is utter ridiculousness. Not to mention if he really thinks Jesus is will pick up the tab so to speak why work 70 hours a week then?

I admit though once I realized this guy was 99% likely to be a troll it has made this thread more entertaining.
 
Calliso said:
Yeah unfortunately, but I am 99% sure this one is just a troll. I think especially after one of his last couple posts. Like the one talking about how Jesus will pick up your check at a resturant for you if you really trust in him or whatever. :rolleyes: I mean such a notion is utter ridiculousness. Not to mention if he really thinks Jesus is will pick up the tab so to speak why work 70 hours a week then?

I admit though once I realized this guy was 99% likely to be a troll it has made this thread more entertaining.
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Yes, really hilarious . I was incensed at his posts and it all started becoming like a movie with a bad actor mouthing his lines.
 
:yup: This has been one of the most entertaining troll threads I’ve seen in a long time!!!

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severus68 said:
Yes, really hilarious . I was incensed at his posts and it all started becoming like a movie with a bad actor mouthing his lines.
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More like the preview/series premiere of a new adult TV drama that’s starting this fall…or a new reality show!
 
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is my belief that if you have perfect reliance and perfect faith in HIS GOODNESS AND PROVIDENCE, that you could literally go to a restaurant, eat, and then walk away from the table, knowing the Christ will pick up the check. The book I am writing explores the idea that we do not rely nearly enough on His Will and we do not really trust that He is in charge and will care for ALL (YES ALL) of our needs if we only let him.
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Jesus covering “Dine and Dash”? :confused:

Well maybe not that meal, but He might divinely have you serve a nice sentence where three squares are covered. (going to a restaurant, eating and not paying is called theft.)
 
My bet is that he is NOT a troll. I’m not convinced yet, anyway. Still, I’d like to see him acknowledge the real possibility that he is significantly in error regarding his position on the role of his wife, his “privileges” of being a husband, and his worldview about marriage and procreativity in general. I’ll slowly become more convinced the longer he delays in doing that.
 
My bet is that he is NOT a troll. I’m not convinced yet, anyway. Still, I’d like to see him acknowledge the real possibility that he is significantly in error regarding his position on the role of his wife, his “privileges” of being a husband, and his worldview about marriage and procreativity in general. I’ll slowly become more convinced the longer he delays in doing that.

Come on, “Roland”. Convince me you’re not a troll.
 
Castello said:
Wife Swap: Troll Edition
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:rotfl::rotfl:

Hubby turned that on last night and what bunk it is! They are REALLY staging the 2 families now, they were kinda fake in the beginning but NOW they are super-fake. Silly show. Shows what “reality” TV really is - totally produced and fake.
 
Mary_Gail_36 said:
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Jesus covering “Dine and Dash”? :confused:

Well maybe not that meal, but He might divinely have you serve a nice sentence where three squares are covered. (going to a restaurant, eating and not paying is called theft.)
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It could be a new song, instead of “Jesus Take the Wheel” it’s “Jesus Pick Up the Tab”
 
Roland scares the wits out of me.
Even if he is a troll, he is playing the part of some of the sickest temptations in men since Adam’s fall, so I can’t laugh at this thread.
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GraceDK said:
Roland scares the wits out of me.
Even if he is a troll, he is playing the part of some of the sickest temptations in men since Adam’s fall, so I can’t laugh at this thread.
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I agree, it has gotten really out of hand. Saying his own wife must trade sexual favors in order for him to feel comfortable even considering getting a maid. Saying his wife must live up to some strange dream life he has made up about a grandmother around 100 years ago when women didn’t have any rights. Making his wife be a full time maid to 8 males in her own household. Trying to guilt his very own exhausted wife into having sex with him using God and the Church. Saying a male can’t go without sex in their lifetime for more than a couple days, even if this is a joke what a sick, sick person.
 
Hi, Roland. In Post # 81, you say, “I am not sure how a woman could be injured in such a way that the necessary area was no longer available for service.”

Scar tissue, cancer, prolapse, compromised tissue, and MRSA (methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus)—commonly known as flesh-eating bacteria—are a few that come easily to mind.

Male farm animals—stallions, bulls, rams, boars, roosters, etc—“service” the female animals. That repugnant and demeaning term is hardly that which a caring husband would use to describe the loving procreation act that he deems so necessary for eternal life.

Initially, I sympathized with both you and your wife in your dilemma. The more posts you posted the more irritated–and amused–I became. If you’re legitimate, may God help you! If you’re a troll, may God help you! Either way, I’ve never laughed so hard, so loudly, and so often here on CAF! Everyone needs a good belly laugh now and then, and for that I thank you.
 
Reading these posts, I often thought of a country-western song written by Dolly Parton. Both she and Emmylou Harris had popular versions, and I’ve wondered if the woman in the song was married to a man like you, Roland.
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                                                              To Daddy
Mama never seemed to miss the finer things of life;
If she did, she never did say so to Daddy.
She never wanted to be more than a mother and a wife;
If she did, she never did say so to Daddy.
The only thing that seemed to be important in her life
Was to make our house a home and make us happy.
Mama never wanted any more than what she had;
If she did, she never did say so to Daddy.

He often left her all alone, but she didn’t mind the staying home;
If she did, she never did say so to Daddy.
And she never missed the flowers and the cards he never sent her;
If she did, she never did say so to Daddy.
Being took for granted was a thing that she accepted,
And she didn’t need those things to make her happy.
And she didn’t seem to notice that he didn’t kiss and hold her;
If she did, she never did say so to Daddy.

One morning we awoke just to find a note
That Mama carefully wrote and left to Daddy.
And as we began to read it
Our ears could not believe it—
The words she had written there to Daddy.

She said, “The kids are old enough;
They don’t need me very much,
And I’ve gone to search for love I need so badly.
I have needed you so long, but I just can’t keep holding on,”
She nevver meant to come back home.
If she did, she never did say so to Daddy.

“Good-bye” to Daddy!
 
Due to the inappropriate nature of this thread, I respectfully request that “Roland” remove it.
 
MotherOfSeven said:
Due to the inappropriate nature of this thread, I respectfully request that “Roland” remove it.
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“Roland” can’t remove it.

There is nothing about the thread that is inappropriate.

There are two possible reasons for this thread. 🤷

Either it was started by what is commonly known as a troll. We get lots of those. Generally they start out with a question that morphs into a mockery of religion, family or marriage. Generally it is their first post. They only post until we figure it out, then they run for the hills.

Or it was started by someone that was looking for help. If it was started by someone looking for help, we should help them. And we tried.
 
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