Holy Eucharist and 13 year old stepson! ROFLMBO!

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As we sat in Mass yesterday morning my 13 year old stepson, Richard asked me what the Eucharist was that we were praying for. (Dad is a CC but has been out of the church for 23 years. We recently married and I am a baptized Catholic…but raised Evangelical…so both Richard and I are in RCIA and learning the faith)
I explained to him that it was the wafer and the wine that becomes the actual body and blood of Christ after the Priest consecrates it…although the appearance doesn’t change at all.
OK, he was happy with that explanation…but still looked puzzled.
After we got in the car to leave he said he still doesn’t understand how the bread and wine have anything to do with the Holy Uterus. I almost wet my pants laughing!!! We have been discussing Mary quite a bit as I have that Protestant block when it comes to her. So he thought that at every Mass we were giving thanks for Holy Uterus…which is where he thought Jesus came from!!!
ROFLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
-Dawn
 
poor kid…I hope you gave him a hug after you stopped laughing!
 
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FirstCavWife:
Dad is a CC
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CC?

Courtesy copy?

Crazy Carrot?

Celophane cape?

Seriously, I’m a bit perplexed by what a “CC” is.
 
CC= Cradle Catholic

Yes, he got a hug…and he was ROFL too when he realized the mix up.
-Dawn
 
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FirstCavWife:
As we sat in Mass yesterday morning my 13 year old stepson, Richard asked me what the Eucharist was that we were praying for. (Dad is a CC but has been out of the church for 23 years. We recently married and I am a baptized Catholic…but raised Evangelical…so both Richard and I are in RCIA and learning the faith)
I explained to him that it was the wafer and the wine that becomes the actual body and blood of Christ after the Priest consecrates it…although the appearance doesn’t change at all.
OK, he was happy with that explanation…but still looked puzzled.
After we got in the car to leave he said he still doesn’t understand how the bread and wine have anything to do with the Holy Uterus. I almost wet my pants laughing!!! We have been discussing Mary quite a bit as I have that Protestant block when it comes to her. So he thought that at every Mass we were giving thanks for Holy Uterus…which is where he thought Jesus came from!!!
ROFLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
-Dawn
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So he thought that at every Mass we were giving thanks for Holy Uterus
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Reminds me of a time I heard a kid say, “In the name of the Father, and the Son, and in the hole he goes”
 
When my brother was very young and learning prayers from my mother, our parish priest asked him to recite the Hail Mary. His response was Hail Mary, full of grapes. We still laugh about it 40 years later.

God Bless,

Ron
 
Hey I want to share my funny story too!

I shared this once before on the forums, so here it is …

When my younger brother was around 4 or 5, he knew that Hell was a bad word and you could only say it when praying or having a religious discussion, so he thought the same rule applied to ALL bad words. So one day he was testing his boundaries and he siad “Sh*t”. He got the eyes from my mother and he immediatly closed his eyes and folded his hands and prayed “Amen, Amen, Amen!”
 
My dad tells me that when he was growing up, he thought the Lord’s Prayer contained the petition “…and lead a snot into temptation,” which to his young mind was an appopriate thing to happen to a snot.
 
My granddaughter’s class at school learned that the Lord’s Prayer contains, “Hallowed be Thy Name” not “Hollow Ed be Thy Name”. She raised her hand and told her teacher that His Name is “Hollywood” not “Hollow Ed”.
 
I heard another one last night. Our RE director said that she was teaching a group of kids about the Trinity. When she was describing the Holy Spirit she would also call Him the Holy Paraclete (Greek for Comforter). Later on she found out that everyone thought she was calling the Holy Spirit “Holy Parakeet”
 
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