Ok, so it is true that if you are not Catholic a lot of our beliefs can appear odd. However, putting Mormonism in the same camp as Catholicism, or even Orthodoxy, other Christian faiths, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism and other major religions is ridiculous. I am a convert to the faith, and I looked at several religions, but Mormonism had to be the weirdest.
So here is Mormonism in all of its glory:
AND IT CAME TO PASS, a guy, who was taken to court in his youth for inventing stories and peeping into windows, claims to see God the Father and Jesus the Son in the woods who tells them that Christianity fell apart 1800 years (or some other number since Mormons can’t agree when the Great Apostasy was) before. Of course, God the Father was just waiting for the right white boy (because all other races are cursed) to come along in AMERICA (the original site of the Garden of Eden by the way) to restore the true religion because God was preoccupied the previous 1700 years, or perhaps too weak to do it himself. Jesus is a bad fortune teller by the way since he promised the gates of hell will never prevail against the Church, but they did. Question: can there be another Great Apostasy? Mormons don’t think so because Joseph Smith did a much better job of founding a Church than Jesus.
AND IT CAME TO PASS that Joseph Smith brings three friends into the woods to look at golden plates written by native American Indians, who were actually Jews (no evidence of this by the way), who sailed across the Atlantic, or Pacific, in ancient sailboats. This would have had to be a miracle. These friends all acknowledge seeing the plates, though all three would later be excommunicated for something or other, and two would publically deny ever seeing the plates (
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Witnesses). Just imagine if Jesus’ apostles behaved this way after his resurrection.
AND IT CAME TO PASS, meanwhile Joseph Smith claims he can translate the plates, which are written in Reformed Egyptian (no language by the way) by showing that he can translate real hieroglyphics. His original translations of hieroglyphics (which he claims are the Book of Abraham) turn out to be completely faulty by modern scholarship. The evidence for the tribes of Indians (sorry, Jews) in the new world, the LAMEnites and Nephites have never been found. The big chariot battles (anachronism as there were no horses) with bronze weapons have never been found. The coins of the Indian civilizations in the Book of Mormon have also never been found. So what we have here is a case of the Lord of the Rings, a very compelling and interesting mythology that will never be proved. You might as well excavate England for Mordor and Gondor.
AND IT CAME TO PASS, that Joseph Smith was persecuted for taken on several wives. He was captured and died as a martyr, if by martyr we mean someone who dies with a pistol in his hand like at the OK Corral. The Church of Jesus Christ of LDS moves to Utah (the promised land) and starts their own civilization. Eventually God changes his mind about the wives and blacks and Indians being cursed and Mormons become good American citizens.
Mormons believe the universe is eternal (it isn’t) and that God lives on a planet that orbits a star called Kolob. Mormons believe the soul is made of matter. Science has shown that one day all matter in this universe will cease to exist. Sucks for your soul. The Mormon above claims that, well, there are other universes. Even if they are he should look into what it takes to go another universe that might or might not exist. The answer, Brane Theory shows that universes are not connected in anyway. You’d have better luck transferring your conscience into another body.
In the end, it is so painfully obvious that of all the world religions, Mormonism is right up there with Greek and Egyptian mythology. Shoot, my apologies to the Greeks and Egyptians, at least their stories were a better read. Sorry Homer.
People become Mormons, not because of a reasonable search of history and theology, but for reasons of emotion. Such as: I want my marriage to live forever, I want a close knit family, and I want to instill morals into my family. These are things I commend Mormonism on, though their teaching on the absolute evil of abortion is lacking. Still, no one who investigates the world seriously comes to the conclusion that Mormonism is real. I have yet to meet a scientist who was not a Mormon who converted solely because the evidence pointed him there. There are scientists who convert to Mormonism (my neighbor) but even he admits he did so for his wife.
Now, it is true that Catholicism has some “odd” teachings of its own, but it doesn’t make claims about the natural world like Mormons do (and please don’t bring up the Galileo affair unless you actually know what you’re talking about). The Big Bang Theory was thought up by a Catholic Priest. It turned out to be confirmed by the observations of science. It shows that our universe had a beginning. It shows the universe will have an end. This is in complete disagreement with Mormon teaching that says the material world is eternal. The Catholic Church did not invent the Jews, or the Babylonians, or the Egyptians. They are real civilizations. The Catholic Church does not depend on one human man for its restoration of truth. We do depend on a God-man.
So that is my rant. I know it isn’t the most charitable, but I think it is since hopefully it will liberate someone from the bonds of the modern Mormon myth.
I would debate matters of theology with a Christian of another faith (even a JW) or a Jew, or a Muslim any day before I would seriously consider talking to a Mormon. At least they don’t have the Lord of the Rings for gospel.