Hey, Double-B,
I’d be interested in the source of your statement that most Mormons believe people have been here for only 6000 years. I know of no survey demonstrating that conclusion (but there’s a lot of stuff I don’t know). Personally, I haven’t thought a lot about it, don’t much care, and still remain a communicant Mormon.
As to Nephites living in the upper-midwest of current day America, one of the biggest problems I have with that theory is that if one accepts the Book of Mormon as being an ancient document that was generated somewhere in the western hemisphere, then the culture from which it arose must have had a written language during the time-frame that encompasses claimed BOM events. To my knowledge, no ancient culture that existed in today’s upper-midwest had a full-blown written language during the time period the BOM describes. The “limited geography” model that most LDS scholars accept describes Nephites as being a relatively small culture imbedded in or surrounded by other larger cultures. Thus, Mesoamerica becomes a better “fit” given the advanced nature of those cultures in terms of written language near the time of BOM-described events.
The recent DNA controversy was reported in many outlets as being a “Galileo event” for Mormons (figured Catholics would get a kick out of that!). The charges came mainly from disaffected Mormons and (surprise, surprise) were used mainly by Evangelical anti-Mormon “ministries” to further their cause (even though the underlying “science” was just as destructive of many of their own truth claims relative to the Bible).
In response, the Neal A. Maxwell Institute for Religious Scholarship published a 287 page book comprised of 10 papers authored by LDS authors having expertise on the subject. The book’s title is
The Book of Mormon and DNA Research. Of particular interest to me was one paper that cited an in-depth Y-chromosome and mitochondrial DNA study done by non-Mormon researchers on the population of Iceland. It found that the majority of people living in Iceland today had ancestors living just 150 years ago that could not be detected using Y-chromosome and motichondrial DNA tests. Genealogical records verified that those people existed, but according to the tests, they didn’t. From this, I therefore don’t think you can totally rule out the notion that BOM peoples could potentially be related to modern Native Americans yet not be detected using current Y-chromosome and mitochondrial DNA tests.
No Mormon I know who is conversant with the current science denies that virtually all ancestors of Native Americans are Asiatic in makeup, having migrated across the Bering Straits anciently (and certainly more than 6000 years ago!).
For everyone else, I promise I’ll stop the cultural references.

See, it went like this, and I couldn’t resist:
- I made the Blazing Saddles reference triggered by Cowboy Pete’s name (cowboy, cowboy movie - get it?).
- Someone makes the assumption that I know Cowboy Pete (and maybe Rebecca and Miriam).
- Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me, so I decide to transition by
- Citing Lee Harvey Oswald (also the subject of conspiracy theories) in context of Crash Davis’ monologue to Annie Savoy in the movie Bull Durham (best baseball movie ever, though I left out portions of the monologue that I thought some might find offensive).
See, it’s just not funny when you have to explain it

(probably wasn’t funny anyway, but I was just trying to lighten things up a bit - something that at times is sorely lacking around here

).