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[Wendy-Kay]

Is that a fiddleback prison shirt?

Preferable if the word ‘Inmate’ is in Latin along with handcuffs that looks like Maniples. Also have them count every cigarette butt they in Latin.

Hahaha! Dang, I wish I wasn’t drinking my Sierra Mist when I read this.

 

[BobCatholic]

You may recall that in my previous post of 24 years, I was head of the office formerly known as the Inquisition. So rest assured that I have many methods of persuasion. Further, it may interest you to know that the basement of the Vatican has some historically significant, (but still fully functional) remnants of some of the more ‘colorful’ periods in the Office of the Inquisition’s past.

Shhh, don’t mention reassignment to the Diocese of Atlantis (For those unaware: Think mafia dudes + “sleeping with da fishes”)

Finally, for those Bishops who find it impossible to comply with the ‘Spirit of the Motu Proprio’ with the same verve by which you implemented the ‘Spirit of Vatican II’, I have reserved several key dioceses. These include, but are not limited to, Eastern Siberia, Tierra del Fuego, Chernobyl, and New Brunswick New Jersey. Please let me know at your earliest convenience if you would be interested in one of these key assignments.

Don’t forget that there are positions available in the Diocese of the North Pole, Diocese South Pole and Diocese of Death Valley, California