Have mercy!!! Calm yourselves!!! It’s only a little old (well, big old) flower pot/ bird bath/ swimming pool!:ehh:
It’s like the churches that were built in the mid-sixties to early eighties: Some were good, and some were sad, and some were very, very bad.
I saw a really nice marble one in San Antonio, Texas, think it was St. Helena’s. It was toward the back as one entered. I saw a really bad one in Texas, too, what amounted to a metal swimming pool. And then, there’s the flower pot. It wasn’t the greatest, but it was improved.
Isn’t it nice that the Church is so large, we have lots of choice in the matter? And for safety’s sake, the in-ground baptismal pools SHOULD have covers. Can’t have a Flannery Connor type instance happening with drownings, can we?
Although, there was the kiddy pool in “My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding” (Orthodox, yes, I know).