I have a strong desire to bark like a dog when i greet new people. Is this my calling?

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Quick! Grab all the sockpuppets! (they tend to come in pairs)

Noah would be proud of you!
 
I have a strong desire to be a ball of yarn. Does this mean I’m coming unraveled?
 
No, but you can come over to my house then. I need more yarn. Much more yarn. I strongly desire all the yarn in the world. Does this needle you?
 
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I have a strong desire to bark like a dog when i greet new people. Is this my calling?
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My suggestion, ask the men in the white coats with the funny pills when they come to pick you up for a free ride to the Rubber Hilton! (I’d use an emoji or two but the one’s on this forum are so bland and boring!!)
 
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… Are you disparaging religious callings and vocations? Yes I am flagging this because its way out of line as per CAF guidelines
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There is a joke in this. You have set it up. In the spirit of humor, I’ve got to say it. And I mean it in the best way.

In recognition of your attention, diligence, and courage as you flag inappropriate posts, surely it may be said, your strength is flagging.
 
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Did you know you cannot unflag a post.

I was in a USA movie theatre once, watching a new release, it was a war movie, the Americans laughed in every place the Aussie would not laugh, and kept very quiet in all places an Aussie would laugh.
 
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I have a strong desire to post on CAF. Does that mean I am a poster?
 
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No, but you can come over to my house then. I need more yarn. Much more yarn. I strongly desire all the yarn in the world. Does this needle you?
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Darn it, but that was a purl of a joke. Jokes like that put me in stiches.
 
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We were watching a movie with our American daughter-in-law, our second son’s wife, in the first year that she emigrated to marry him…
In the end, she became annoyed, “why isn’t anyone laughing but me.”
In time, not only did she unconsciously adopt Australian vowels, but she also laughed along with her crazy Aussie family, where previously we had laughed, and she didn’t

My boys have this thing. Two thirds have married American girls.The eldest, in 2013, married our second American daughter-in-law, amongst whose observations have related to such things as the Aussie tendency to add “ie” to perfectly good words, Aussie, postie (postman), etc
https://www.theaussieenglishpodcast.com/aussie-slang-words-ending-with-y-ie/
She, by the way, came into our family courtesy of CAF.

Question: What is it about my sons that two American girls left their families to come marry them? Or what’s wrong with my youngest son that an American girl didn’t?
No it’s too late, he’s already married

And IWantGod, it’s okay if you bark, but please don’t bite!
 
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Sojourner on arth I read something very interesting today, it’s about Protestants and Catholics Liturgy of the word. Should we start a thread for it.

You are Protestant, right? Love your (name removed by moderator)ut
 
Thank you.

Don’t wait for me, though. And I am asking myself why do I feel I have to get involved in EVERY THREAD. Seems like. If I think I have something worthwhile to add, will post.
 
I almost had to resort to 🙏 to St. Genesius of Rome for that one. 😊

What did the rake say to the hoe?
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Hi ho!
 
Here you go:
  1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
  2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
  3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong”
  4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
  5. What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
  6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks” I said “Don’t mention it”
  7. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
 
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While in the reply box, click on the gear thingy by the smiley face and select hide details. Don’t click on it in my post here. Hit reply first, then click on the reply box they give you.
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It will add a bunch of words like you see below here.
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Then you edit so that “summary” is replaced with words like “click here”
and edit the words “This text will be hidden” to say whatever it is that you want to hide, like a punch line.
 
Hi, Clare!

…so you didn’t like my joke or my explanation why people might not get a joke?

Maran atha!

Angel
 
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