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free_thinker
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I have basically broken every commandment. I have to admit it so that I can be forgiven so here it goes:
- I am the Lord your God, you shall have no gods before me.
- An explanation of this says if something has my time, attention, and affections, then it has my worship. So… that includes my family, friends, lovers, and pets… even other people’s pets. So I guess I am guilty of this one.
- Do not use the Lord’s name in vain.
- I say OH MY GODDDDD all the time and if I stub my toe or if someone cuts me off on the road I scream JESUS!!!
- Keep holy the Sabbath.
- I always do stuff on Sunday, which does not include Church.
- Honor thy Father and Mother.
- I love my parents but I still lie to them, mainly about going to Church.
- Do not kill.
- WELL I have never killed a person, but I have killed many spiders in my life. Oh and gnats… I hate those SOBs.
- Do not commit adultery.
- Yup… I’ve had sex with two men who were married. One I didn’t know was married because he lied to me and it was a one night stand and the other I knew full well he was married and continued to have relations with him because his marriage was basically dead anyway. I’ve never been married either, so I have had sex with many men before marriage. I also have sex with myself regularly.
- Do not steal.
- I have a couple books and CDs that I never gave back to people because, well, I forgot and they never asked for them back.
- Do not bear false witness against your neighbor.
- Well I have lied a LOT, so there’s too many examples to write.
- Do not covet thy neighbors wife.
- Well, I never was actively trying to get someone’s wife, although I do find women attractive and have sexual thoughts about them. So that’s two strikes against me. I haven’t had sex with a woman though… but I probably would given the chance.
- Do not covet thy neighbors goods.
- I get jealous of other people’s stuff all the time. Their cute clothes, their gadgets and chochkies, their nice houses, and even some of their pets. I do not get jealous of their kids though… because I have zero desire to have children. That’s why I am on birth control, so I can have sex and not get pregnant. Oh wait… thats another strike against me since God is against birth control.