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Fr Corapi is my all time favorite speaker. He comes on every day on Catholic Radio at 9 AM
**Hi Deacon,Fr Corapi is my all time favorite speaker. He comes on every day on Catholic Radio at 9 AM
**Thanks for posting those! Especially “When you crash against the rock, you will not damage the rock but you will hurt yourself. (MT 16:18, the Church)” LOL! I needed that for my own doubts lately!
Great. Absolutly great! And ever so true!The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day and Atheists Day. Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
**Mein Freund Bruno,Great. Absolutly great! And ever so true!
I’ll translate this into a real language and spread it over here
**Atheisten klagten vor Floridas oberstem Gerichtshof gegen die Diskriminierung, dass Christen ihre religiösen Festtage haben; Atheisten nicht. Es müsse ein Tag des Atheismus eingerichtet werden.
Die Richter wiesen den Fall ab mit der Begründung. Atheisten haben bereits ihren Tag – den 1. April. In Psalm 14,1 steht: Narren sagen; ES GIBT KEINEN GOTT – was beweist: Wer sagt es gibt keinen Gott, ist Narr und Lügner. Ihr Tag ist der 1. April.
** Hey - I should think you ought to be still in bed by now
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hi Bruno,
I normally sleep 2 or less hours every 24 or so hours. It is the way I am made. This allows me to do many things other can’t due to being asleep!****
well; annullieren is actually “undoe” (far less withdraw)
To dismiss a case is “Klage abweisen” - past is “sie wiesen… ab”
dict.cc/?s=abweisen
dict.cc/?s=stornieren
storno or stornieren is to rescind
Anyhow - I’ve send it to all my friends who speak German (here, Austria and Swizzerland)
might be they agree to your translation
But - let’s go and ask the Pope
** Actually, I do e-mail Him: The Vatican has the Pope’s e-mail addresses, each designed for different languages:
English: benedictxvi@vatican.va
Italian: benedettoxvi@vatican.va
Spanish: benedictoxvi@vatican.va
German: benediktxvi@vatican.va
French: benoitxvi@vatican.va
Portuguese: bentoxvi@vatican.va
He said:
Ask Bruno!!! I have a church to run!
It is now Oriental New Year. (The year of the OX)
With me being a male “elder” I must go to some relatives homes later this morning. An old man must be the first to visit to provide “good Luck” during the year. At other times, they are glad if I don’t come, today I will be very popular!
God Bless **
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Best laugh I’ve had 4 a while. Very good.COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days, so no one else should have any!
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do! Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
**The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. **
**Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ **
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."
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**True or untrue, I still Love it!**
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Now I’d like to open a new thread, but must ask your just slightly better knowledge of those funny communication-noises called “English” - how to headline such new thread.
The new thread’s purpose should be: To prove to atheists, nonbelievers and doubters:
That faith in God doesn’t depress, and is neither dull, nor in any way gloomy, but the precise contrary!**
Would you open such alleged new thread please -
**Hi Bruno,
Sometimes humor is the ony way to deal with Life! If you don’t think God has a sense of humor, look at the noses on some of his creations!Oh, BTW, I have seen pictures of Bruno!
Why not call it: “Happy in the Lord” or “Looney Tunes”
WHAT HEAVEN IS LIKE**
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, ‘This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received.’
I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world. Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.
The angel then said to me, 'This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them. 'I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.
Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. ‘This is the Acknowledgment Section,’ my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed ‘How is it that there is no work going on here?’ I asked.
‘So sad,’ the angel sighed. ‘After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments.’
‘How does one acknowledge God’s blessings?’ I asked.
‘Simple,’ the angel answered. Just say, ‘Thank you, Lord.’
‘What blessings should they acknowledge?’ I asked.
'If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy.’
‘And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity.’
‘If you woke up this morning with more health than illness … you are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day.’
‘If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation … you are ahead of 700 million people in the world.’
‘If you can attend a church without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world.’
‘If your parents are still alive and still married …you are very rare.’
‘If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you’re unique to all those in doubt and despair.’
Ok, what now? How can I start?, I asked.
At that moment I woke up! But I knew tha answer already. If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking that you might read and understand ther message. You are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
So have a good day, count your blessings, and if you care to, pass this along to remind people that you know how blessed they actually are.
ATTN: Acknowledge Dept.
‘Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message and for giving me so many wonderful people with whom to share it.’ I thank God for everything, I have. Most especially all my family and friends!!
Blessings with love