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I love all the Priests & Deacons of my Parish. We are very blessed to have them in service to us. Go bless them all.
The Perfect Priest
The results of a computerized survey indicate the perfect priest preaches exactly fifteen minutes. He condemns sins but never upsets anyone. He works from 8:00 AM until midnight and is also a janitor. He makes $50 a week, wears good clothes, buys good books, drives a good car, and gives about $50 weekly to the poor. He is 28 years old and has preached 30 years. He has a burning desire to work with teenagers and spends all of his time with senior citizens.
The perfect priest smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his work. He makes 15 calls daily on parish families, shut-ins and the hospitalized, and is always in his office when needed.
If your priest does not measure up, simply send this letter to six other churches that are tired of their priest, too. Then bundle up your priest and send him to the church on the top of the list. In one week, you will receive 1,643 priests and one of them will be perfect. Have faith in this procedure.
One parish broke the chain and got its old priest back in less than three weeks.
This is how I would describe my own pastor. I endured years of him yelling at me for small infractions, imaginary mistakes, and errors committed by other people before I finally gained his trust (not that those events have completely gone away, but hey, the world ain’t perfect).He is a man that is often not appreciated by people, but very loved by those of us who got to know him
Oration of a Lay Person for the Pastors
First of all, Lord, we thank you that these men have accepted being our pastors and vicars. If by chance they would have preferred a nice pair of slippers, a wife and a home, we would be in a tough spot. And if it were like this everywhere? Thank you, my God, for having given them the courage to make this sacrifice. Thanks to them, we can be fed by the Bread of Life, build solid homes, reclaim our souls and die in peace.
Thank you, Lord, for the faults of our pastors. Perfect people have difficulty dealing with weakness. Those who are always in good health despise the sickly. Lord, you see this better than we do!
Our pastors are phenomenal. They must be teachers for our children, marriage counselors for newlyweds, psychologists for the young, masters of science and kindness in the confessional. They need to handle Church problems as theologians and open the Gospel as exegetes. With cultured people, they should be able to discuss the latest book that “everyone has read” or risk being seen as oafs. With non-Catholics, they must be wise philosophers and historians. And that’s not all!
I forget that they must respond to all greetings they receive while walking down the street. They must smile warmly even if they’re half-dead with fatigue.
I also forget that every Sunday they must be orators, cantors and sometimes even organists, and during the week they often need to be electricians, carpenters, painters, cooks, etc…
Lord, help us to judge these “universal specialists” with the indulgence required by this inhuman schedule. Help us to be satisfied if among fourteen different specialties our priest succeeds at half of them, or even a fourth.
Grant, Lord, that I may forgive him for his impatience or his mistakes. May I understand well that I only have one pastor to put up with while he has all the parishioners on his back.
Finally, grant, Lord, that I might show him that he isn’t engulfed in indifference. Help me persevere in prayer for priests and their vocations. That would be, without a doubt, the best of all.